When a cop asks you why you were speeding and you reply, "I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain."
Or if you're drunk....
Cop: do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Destiny addict: I think I broke the beckenstein limit
Cop: the what?
Destiny addict: you're interesting...not entirely interresting
Cop: you're not making any sense!
Destiny addict: thay always do
Cop: ok sir, you're coming with me
Destiny addict: WIPE!
Found this thought it was cool so i would share it.
Credit to: Adawg
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