SHEILA: Times have changed Our kids are getting worse They won't obey the parents They just want to fart and curse! SHARON: Should we blame the government? LIANE: Or blame society? STUART/GERALD/RANDY: Or should we blame the images on TV? SHEILA: No, blame Canada! EVERYONE: Blame Canada! SHEILA: With all their beady little eyes And flapping heads so full of lies EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Blame Canada! SHEILA: We need to form a full assault EVERYONE: It's Canada's fault! SHARON: Don't blame me for my son Stan He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan! LIANE: And my boy Eric, once, had my picture on his shelf But now when I see him he tells me to -blam!- myself SHEILA: Well, blame Canada! EVERYONE: Blame Canada! SHEILA: It seems that everything's gone wrong Since Canada came along EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Blame Canada! COPY SHOP EMPLOYEE: They're not even a real country anyway CAROL: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue EVERYONE: Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire? Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? SHEILA: Heck, no! EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Blame Canada! SHEILA: With all their hockey hullabaloo LIANE: And that bitch Anne Murray, too EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Shame on Canada for... The smut we must cut The trash we must bash The laughter and fun must all be undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before somebody thinks of blaming us! Sponsored Links