Ladies and Gentlemen(?) we have ourselves the pinnacle of battles, the apex of discussion, the ultimate competition that shall burn your eyeballs out as if they've had a bath in sulphuric acid! ALCOHOL BRAWLERS OF THE 21ST CENTURY!
We have an exciting show for you fine Woman and many children, as the current poster is shitfaced and under the legal limit in America, but not Britain, we have an incredible match of valour, honour, and unintelligible inebriation to the 10,000th degree!
It's a ladder match to the death, of two equally powerful opponents! Will the Barley Man Win?! Or will he be given a hurting by the kopparberg king?! Tune in next time for your incredible results!
[spoiler]Perhaps drinking an excessive amount of alcohol IRL was a bad idea. (Proceeds to run to the nearest lavatory and shit guts out)[/spoiler]
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The battle of kings SHALL NOT PASS UNNOTICED! As we are speaking, Robocop has entered the ring, and is beating the shit out of Koppaberg man. BUT WAIT! That's- OH MY GOD, Hulk Hogan Has Drop Kicked Barley man! This battle is intensifying the the intensely intense battle of intensity!