'When the old man, helped by Bilbo and some dwarves, had finished unloading, Bilbo gave a few pennies away; but not a single squib or cracker was forthcoming, to the disappointment of the onlookers." (LOTR, Fellowship of the Ring) ROFL! What in the fk am I into? NOTE: A textbook was closest and it didn't work, so I grabbed the first novel I could see.