[b][i][u]OXYGEN WILL KILL YOU[/u][/i][/b]
It's ferocious
[spoiler]like really ferocious[/spoiler]
Here are some statistics
100% of people who have died after the age of 1 have had some form of oxygen
100% serial killers have breathed oxygen
69% of immature people laugh at this statistic
^ 100-69=21 ;)
100% of these statistics are not true
Even that one ^
100% of oxygen is slowly killing us
But seriously oxygen is bad for you
Edit: woo 1 reply!!!
Edit: OMG 2 replies!!!
Edit holy shit 3 replies :o
Edit holy mother trucker!! 4 people replied! Let's try to shoot to the tens!!!
don't smoke and work with mig welding equipment
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Wieed
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Bump for awareness
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Bump because fu[u]c[/u]k you
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Newton's flaming laser sword.
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Edited by FrostFanatic: 2/25/2015 3:03:25 AMWe gotta lock up oxygen behind bars before it to late
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Almost as bad as dihydrogen monoxide. It's unbelievable people can just go out and buy that stuff. It needs to be banned ASAP.
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[i]This just in, another article from a Christian scientist depicting Oxygen as a killer and suggesting all children be converted to other chemical blood thinners and energy producers. We at FOX News wholeheartedly agree.[/i]
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Silent? I hear its battle cry whenever it's near.
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There is such thing as too much of a good thing. Our bodies are composed mostly of water, which us composed of an oxygen atom to each 2hydrogen. Drinking too much water can kill you as well, so I don't find this fact overwhelming. Our bodies chemistry is just that, a chemical equation that has found the balance, and processes necessary to keep these chemicals balanced. Let's not forget that all that is needed to create life was water in the first place. Though, I have a hard time believing that all we are comprised of is water, blood and bone. We received something else when we are in the womb that is clearly non physical. The chemist that created us has considered our hearts to be more than an elaborate system of valves and arteries. It's the life force that disperses that chemistry throughout our bodies and supplies us with the ability to live. The heart is the key to life as the brain is the lamp to perception.
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Believe it or not, oxygen is actually poisonous. But it has to be in MASSIVE amounts. Even if you're entire body was a lung you wouldn't be able to breath enough oxygen to kill you.
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Oxidization is part of the breakdown of our cells. Oxidization aka rust is the same reaction as burning just slower. Therefore we are slowly burning to death because of oxygen.
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Ahem... Wind...isn't silent
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BUMP (*plural word for a female dog*)
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Edited by Enter Name Here: 2/21/2015 2:10:10 PM100-69=31 But what is oxygen was not kill?
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Do you think Batman with prep time could defeat this unholy element and save humanity?
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It actually will there's a video on YouTube it actually tells you I can give you a link but your better out breathen it
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Edited by d 6d7565727465: 2/21/2015 6:22:49 AMBut how could Oxygen be toxic when there are only -69420 people in the universe? [spoiler]A completely serious fact however, pure oxygen is poisonous. If Earths atmosphere were 100% Oxygen, centipedes and other small insects would be humungous. Twice the size of a Human if I remember correctly. [/spoiler]
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*takes off sunglasses* Oh. My. God.
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Also 100% of humans over the age of 10 have used water.
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There is such thing as oxygen toxicity. This is why people can't be on100% O2 for a prolonged time, your cells will start to oxidize.
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And that's why I've been holding my breath since I was born. Git gud scubs!
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Oxygen does actually kill. Oxidation is what causes the skin to age and our bodies to begin falling apart.
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I am the oxygen