Lord Saladin was recently accused of level fixing in the Crucible’s annual Iron Banner tournament. Saladin had promised a challenging battleground where only the strong and skilful will survive unlike, he says, “The kid gloves of the Crucible run by that joke of a Guardian Shaxx”. However his promises failed to materialise when veteran Guardians of rank 28 and above were felled by Guardians at least ten ranks beneath them.
One Guardian was quoted as saying, “Sure skill was involved. But when it’s my legendary armour and weapons scavenged from the depths of the Vex occupied Vault of Glass versus their rare and uncommon gear in a slugfest and they end up the victor? Then I call bull-dinky on Saladin’s whole operation. “
On the recent scandal Lord Shaxx had this to say, “If I had been appointed the role of Lord of the Iron Banner this year then a scandal like this would never have happened. Also, Saladin is a di-“ For tasteful reasons we cannot print the last sentence of Lord Shaxx’s quote. As long time readers will know Lord Shaxx was famously excommunicated from the five Lords of the Iron Banner after he punched the first Lord, bit the second and tried to date the fifth. Cayde-6 in turn had this to say, "There's an Iron Banner going on...?"
In other news a battalion of Titans have taken it upon themselves to personally clear the asteroid debris surrounding the Great Reef by punching every single asteroid until it is no smaller than a pebble… and then punching it again for good measure. The Reef Queen has yet to comment on the matter. Her brother has yet to state his name.
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1) ‘Vault of Glass not actually made of glass’
2) [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/74421488/0/0/1]‘Aksor, Archon Priest’s final words finally translated’[/url]
3) Our monthly ‘Tales of the Warlock’ column
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[u]ADDENDUM:[/u] For a snippet of some short Tales from The Warlock see the links below:
http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/71509916/0/0/1
http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/72185701/0/0/1
[u]ADDENDEUM ADDENDUM:[/u] Another Traveller Today segment is out now!
http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/73348213/0/0/1
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You're an idiot, Lord Saladin and Shaax are in close agreement and were taught by the same mentors, as was Commander Zavala, but Zavala does not get along with Saladin for an unknown reason