A huge amount of comments by the time I wake up, I don't really care what you say. You can call me a fgt, stalk me (ha, I dare you lel), hell you could even ask me anything.
Now, unleash the Flood!
Edit: Trending? Cool.
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Inb4opisafgt
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You ever sit on the toilet, stare at your big toe and wonder: If toast was a drug, would toilet paper still be called toilet paper?
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Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Saviour Shrek of the Swamp?
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Tiger blood yo
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Edited by Weesil xD: 2/18/2015 9:24:00 PMSo..I can post this stuff then? [spoiler]Or am I late?[/spoiler]
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You're going to be disappointed, I'm sure.
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You ever notice how those little steak shaped dog treats have grill lines on them? They weren't put there for the dog's benefit, it doesn't know what grilling is....
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I touched your butt while you were sleeping
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Is your anus sore? Sorry I couldn't find lube so I had to slip in while you were asleep.
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Once upon a time, in a remote cabin near a lake by some trees, there lived a little old lady and her dog. One day she felt ill, so the dog decided to find her some herbs and berries to make a stew and help her recover. He went out into the woods looking for blueberries and bee balm petals. Unfortunately everything looked grey cuz he's a dog. So the little old lady died. Of pneumonia. Forever. Then the dog ate her. Cuz he hadn't been fed for a week.
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Sometimes, when im home alone, I glue my hands to my nipples and pretwnd ima T-Rex
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Looks like he's winning
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Edited by Kenicks: 2/18/2015 12:07:21 PMD [b] [/b]
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Noses!
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Purple is a mix of red and blue
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Did you know you can fertalize your lawn with used motor oil?
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How much food could a food truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?
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Challenge: find OP's Facebook.
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Did you ever stare at a telephone pole and wonder if that's where KFC comes from?
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Fluffernuggets
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I'm all up in yer biscuits broski
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Enjoy this