>Buy son real life pony
>Go to Home depot buy wood planks
>Bring real life pony inside house
>Board up house while le son is sleeping
>Give son said real life pony
>Kill real life pony in the living room while he watches
>Chainsaw pony while it still breathes to let son hear pony screams
>Have sex with dead pony pieces while son watches in horror while screaming batman.
>Son never wants to see another pony due to traumatic experience
>Profit???
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winner
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Slightly psychotic but extremely effective.
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[quote]Slightly psychotic but extremely effective.[/quote] The best combo? No?
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This is the best one yet.
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Uhhhhh
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[quote]>Buy son real life pony >Go to Home depot buy wood planks >Bring real life pony inside house >Board up house while le son is sleeping >Give son said real life pony >Kill real life pony in the living room while he watches >Chainsaw pony while it still breathes to let son hear pony screams >Have sex with dead pony pieces while son watches in horror while screaming batman. >Son never wants to see another pony due to traumatic experience >Profit???[/quote]
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Don't forget to paint it based on his favorite character.
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[quote]>Buy son real life pony >Go to Home depot buy wood planks >Bring real life pony inside house >Board up house while le son is sleeping >Give son said real life pony >Kill real life pony in the living room while he watches >Chainsaw pony while it still breathes to let son hear pony screams >Have sex with dead pony pieces while son watches in horror while screaming batman. >Son never wants to see another pony due to traumatic experience >Profit???[/quote]
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Hmmm, that could work.
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*nodding intensifies
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Wtf that's evil
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Yes plz.
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If you kill the pony, how would you chainsaw it to hear the screams after?
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[quote]Kill real life pony in the living room while he watches >Chainsaw pony while it still breathes to let son hear pony screams[/quote] while it still breathes
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But... It can't breathe if it's dead...
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Im in the midst of killing a pony
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Engra may or may not be proud of this.
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*takes notes for future usage*
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