Really though, they're shaped like it, and few people i know eat pears. Most think they're gross, and some have never had one.
It's like they're the weird rejected fat kid of the fruit family.
Maybe they're like that on purpose so nothing would want to eat them?
Some apple probably grew seeds with one too many chromosomes, and from those retard seeds came a new type of retarded apple, known as a pear.
But seriously, wtf pears quit being so damn fat and weird.
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Just couldn't handle the pear pressure.[spoiler]sea what I did there?[/spoiler][spoiler]see what I did there?[/spoiler]
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I love pears
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Pears are my favourite fruit.
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I love pears, maybe its a family thing or regional, but i think pears are delicious
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Edited by Dunbrack Rooney: 2/18/2015 5:29:40 PMThey're definitely like the fat weird kid [spoiler]if the fat weird kid tasted [i]amazing![/i][/spoiler]
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Aw, I loves pears though.
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I like pears. Some are good, some are bad but most are good
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As long as they keep the WWII Russian soldiers fed I don't care
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Edited by Jono: 2/17/2015 8:06:28 AMI was watching MANswers a few years ago, and they said that girls that have pear-shaped bewbs will give you the most sex.
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So you and pears have a lot in common, eh?
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shoutout to al the pear
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There is so much [b]pear[/b] pressure to make a pun here.
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This made my day.
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Pears are like apples but more aerodynamic
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Except pears are delicious.
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shout out to all the pears
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It depends on where your from I love pears
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Apple vs pear is like chest vs ass. [spoiler]think about it[/spoiler]
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Pears are delicious, man.
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Tomatoes are just butthurt.
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But pears are good
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SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PEAAAAARSSS.