I believe that the Radiant Dance Machines should have a doubled dancing speed. After a Crucible kill? Dance. Finish the Nightfall? Dance. Beat a raid? Dance. Want to freakin' dance? Dance!!! But with style when you use the Radiant Dance Machines.
Can we make it happen, please???
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You should be able to activate "disco time" in the tower, where The Speaker screams "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!", and multicoloured disco and strobe lights turn on. All the vendors start bustin' moves and anyone who doesn't dance gets melee'd by Eris.