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Edited by AnonPig:
2/17/2015 1:09:56 AM
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Help me make an everything to know about smoggypulto!
Help guardians, this is your friendly neighborhood AnonPig!, and I can't find enough on this [b]legend[/b]
I've heard the most basic of stories, but I know there's more! I try and try and try but all I know is how he's truly a hero in the crucible. Help me by posting everything you know, so I can make an [b]everything to know![/b]
[quote]I've played with [b]smoggypluto[/b] before, I'll tell you, that bro deserves it. He's always got his teammates back. He'll jump in there when your taking fire. Literally took multiple bullets for me. One time I lost my dog and he found it for me. He lent me money when I was behind on bills. Taught me how to change a tire.
Honestly I can't think of anyone who deserves the gjallahorn more.[/quote]
[quote]I was thinking of taking my own light before smoggypluto stopped me. i owe him my allegiance. I dont know a man more deserving of ghallarhorn.[/quote]-strived
Buckbeard - http://i.imgur.com/H8hMx8t.jpg
Zeezke99 - http://s29.postimg.org/qzclx969j/Smoggy_Pluto.jpg
That's all I've found guardians, tell me of your experiences with this great man
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Lol Necro
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NECROOOOO
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Must be heard of again BUMP
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3 RepliesIt's not mine but... [quote]It was a stormy day in may, i was playing the level 35 prison of elders and we were fighting Skolas, this was our last attempt... We had exhausted all our heavy ammo synthesis in the previous rounds and and were making one last daring attempt. We had Skolas down to 50% health when i heard a loud thunder strike outside. "NO!" i screamed but it was too late the red and grey bar had appeared at the bottom of my screen. "Attempting to reconnect." It read. [b]"Get gud scrub"[/b] It thundered all around me, outside and inside the game. Lighting flashed all around my house blinding me, when i regained my vision this is what i saw: "SmoggyPluto has joined your fireteam." I frantically checked my screen and sure enough he was there in our fireteam, 4 in our fireteam... He spawned in with a monstrous roar that turned to a low chuckle... [b]"not today."[/b] he said. He ran to my unmoving gl itching form; my teammates screaming overwhelmed with adds. He spawned a bubble that gave us both weapons and blessing of light. I was astounded but knew that i would not last long enough... I was going to disconnect... When suddenly SmoggyPluto reached through my screen and grabbed the disconnect bar... I couldn't believe what was happening. He grabbed the bar as if it was a stick, pulled it off my screen and loaded it into his Gjallarhorn, He then jumped into the sky, a quartic jump, 5 JUMPS, he got so high he absorbed the sun and then in one swoop shot the disconnect bar into Skolas tearing him apart into nothing. The wolfpack rounds then proceed to swarm and destroy the mines we were supposed to [i]dismantle[/i] He stayed with us all the way to the treasure room but did not speak. Finally he urinated on the large chest and turned to us and said [b]"become legend gaurdian."[/b] [i]SmoggyPluto has left your fireteam[/i]. speechless me and my fireteam all opened the pee-stained chest... We all received 3 Gjallarhorns... One void, one arc, and one solar, all already fully maxed [i]all hail SmoggyPluto[/i][/quote]
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1 ReplyHehe... I played with him once. He took a rocket for me while I was reloading my weapon, and then when he respawn a, immediately goes to C flag and kills everyone there, I mean EVERYONE
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1 ReplyEdited by ChillyPaper074: 3/21/2015 10:26:27 AMWe were on patrol in Venus when a squad of Vex happened upon us. The Vex killed all of my buddies and I was left scrambling through the swamps to escape them. Suddenly I fell into a deep pool of Venusian slime. I managed to struggle out and to my horror, a Praetorian bore down upon me. I ran as fast as I could but the Venusian atmosphere and swamp was clogging the machine-assisted joints of my armour, until I couldn't move at all. The Praetorian closed in on me and held his Void cannon at my head. I could hear the click of machinery as the gears in his mechanical arm came closer to "pulling the trigger" of the cannon. Suddenly, a huge shot rang out, like a car crashing into the Praetorian. It happened again! Then again! The Praetorian was smashed beyond recognition. There standing amongst the smashed wreck was SmoggyPluto with shotgun in hand. "Void shotgun" he quipped as he held out his hand to help me up. "Thanks Smoggy", I said. "You again? Ha! No problem guardian", he replied. "Smoggy, why won't a Gjallahorn drop for me?" "Chilly, Gjallarhorn will drop when it is right for you. It will not drop when you are not ready. I will not drop when it's too late. It will drop when it's the right time, but, it will drop." "Well, ok, so how do I Become Legend like you?" "Chilly, mark these words and pass them on to all guardians.... when someone comes up to you and says 'Chilly, how do I Become Legend like you?', well, that's when you have BECOME LEGEND." He bid me farewell and threw me his shotgun. "You might need this, guardian", he said. Thanks Smoggy. Thanks mate, you're the real deal. ... and he rode off in the sunset. That's the third time I met SmoggyPluto.
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Edited by WhaleBike: 7/18/2015 9:22:21 PMSmoggypluto, he saved me It's a long story, so get a bucket of popcorn and some beer, sit down comfortably on a couch, and a nice cozy blanket in case it gets cold. It had been a long day. I was patrolling the moon, picked off hive for no real reason. A few fallen skiffs passed by me, but I thought nothing of it. My ghost was in the middle of scanning a really old computer thing, when I heard a loud roar. Not like a lion roar, or a Katy Perry roar, it was like a football field on wings with the audience cheering and like 8 billion fighter jets flying around it. That or my mother yelling at me. You might wonder how sound is traveling through space, I could have my ghost explain to you how the traveler changed the moon and stuff, but really, why do you give a @&$% Anyways? It's a story, well, I'm getting off topic. So i looked up at your mo... I looked up at the giant ship and saw that it was an arena. It was a big glass dome with lights shining super bright and the most amount of fallen I had ever seen together. There were houses of all, and dregs and barons sat side by side, like this was the only time in a fallen life that they were equals. I squinted closely, trying to see what was happening in the arena, I appeared as though there were two people squaring off. This was some gladiator crap or something. My ghost looked at me, with its singular blue eye, and said "We need to run" And I was all like "Ok" "Can I have a cheeseburger?" And my ghost was like "what?!" And then I was like "Yeah, I'm hungry" Then the Giant ship saw us and came at us faster than any giant flying ship in existence and a alien Ray beamed down on me and my ghost companion (that's my word of the day) and we teleported in to the ship. I stood in front of the biggest crowd of fallen ever seen, and I was in the middle of the giant glass arena. There were two people in the arena with me. A mutilated corpse of master rahool, I think it was master rahool, he was so gored and bloodied he had to be dead. It was disgusting, his organs had been pulled from his body and the cryptarch had been forced to eat them be fore he died. My ghost decided this area should be blurred, so this censored thing came and covered him. It was pretty bad. Even some of the fallen seemed disgusted by it. The other person in the arena was the most amazing man I will ever know, and his name was -refracted-. ...really ghost? It's pretty obvious who this is. This freiking thread I'm righting in is about him! It's smoggypluto. Thank you ghost. A archon floating in a platform above us screamed to the crowd uncomprehendisly screaming. That's a typo. Whatever. The crowd then cheered back, and the archon screamed in English FIGHT! Then smoggy ran at me, crazy fast, one fist headed towards my face. I, being nimble and cat like, took the punch because he was going really fast. The punch blasted me into a wall on the other side of the arena. At least, I hope I hit a wall. Everything was made of glass. It was a little unnerving. I hit the wall, dazed, when smoggy ran at me again. I pulled out my trusty devil you know, fired a couple quick rounds, which all missed, Then something strange happened. Smoggy pretended to take the hit. He was running full force, then he pretended I hit him in the leg and was flung at me. The crowd of fallen cheered crazily as smoggy Pluto slid next to me and whispered to my ear. "I have a plan, you keep pretending to shoot me, I'll keep pulling my punches, and we'll get out of this alive" He the. Punched me in the gut, causing me to lose my breath, and kicked my side so I slid across the glass floor. He's pulling his punches! I leaned over to try and catch my breath, when a shadow fell across me. I looked up to see smoggy with his fist pointed at my head. I rolled out of the way and smoggy hit the glass, shattering the dome, all the fallen jumped out to chase us as we fell to the ground, with glass raining on our heads. Smoggy handed me my devil you know after it had fallen, but it felt different, more well balanced. I quickly grabbed it and fired a shot at the closest vandal, and to my surprise a full fledged ballerhorn rocket fired and exploded the vandal into a million pieces. Smoggy then pulled out his no land beyond and began no scoping, getting head shot kills with every bullet. Smoggy took all the bullets for me, and didn't even get a scratch on him. My ghost started to explain to me what had just gone down. "We just destroyed the gladiator ring, a giant glass dome built to capture and force guardians to fight. The fallen used to use it as a game like thing. They'd make bets on who would die quicker. The glass was thought to be impenetrable, which was why we hadn't destroyed it, until know. That wasn't master rahool in the arena, it was a fake, even though it looked super real. That guardian over there, his name is smoggypluto. He is known as the luckiest guardian alive. He is basically rngesus's studmuffin. Why does my phone correct dad to studmuffin? Whatever. It works. He's basically a God. I looked back a smoggy Pluto and said "Can I have a cheeseburger?" My ghost stared blankly at me "What the Hell is wrong with you?" Smoggypluto then turned to me and threw a cheeseburger into my mouth. It was a spectacular throw, and smoggy Pluto saved me from starvation and lack of cheeseburgeritis that day. That's how he saved my life. Oh also we killed all those Aliens so the world is now totally safe and humanity can spread to all the other planets and stuff and be the best people ever because 'Merica and stuff. The end Ps: smoggy Pluto let me keep the awesome Devil you know as a gift for helping him kill all the fallen in the world, so now haters all wish they my gun and my kd is almost a 1.0 now and my life is awesome. Thanks smoggypluto! Edit: for #walloftext
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15 RepliesEdited by Analytical Ghost: 8/9/2015 2:56:18 AMSmoggy started out as a small guardian, barely just stumbling out of the story. With his strangers rifle and blue armor he set out to become legend. Every day was a battle, his crucible efforts to no avail. For months he battled for legendaries but only got blues and engrams that turned green. Then one day that all changed [b]SmoggyPluto found Gjallarhorn[/b] Could this be?!?!?! The exotic that everyone talks about?!?!? Finally his break had came. This was his chance. All the crucible grinding gave him not only his first exotic, but maxed his grimoire and marks and leveled his cryptarch with all the engrams he decoded. He started visiting the postmaster more, snagging a few legendaries and legendary engrams from each visit due to faction grinding and master rahool. Soon he was decked out in all legendaries and exotics. With his maxed Gally and legendaries he joined his first raid team for vault of glass. The people rejoiced seeing the gally but asked if he knew what he was doing "No" he said Surprised they showed him through all of the raid. Rng was on his side that die, because he was able to get every piece of raid armor and each normal weapon available. Promptly he maxed each out, attaining light level 30 shortly. Now every person wanted him on their team for any PvE event. His first hard attempt at VoG gave him praetorian foil, the timepiece and vex. Of course for such an rng blessed God. His first iron banner ran with him getting fell winters lie and jolders hammer, along with new decked out impressive armor to make all fear him. It was by the dark below that he received every last exotic to find. Excited for more he loaded up and finished TDB in a mere hour. He quickly assembled an elite raid team from his elite clan for the elite, made by him himself. With his expertise they found out every single part of the raid swiftly, giving each raider on his team every weapon and armor piece to be found on crotas end normal. He came to the brilliant observation that he had incredible luck, so he began to backpack new raiders through crotas end until hard mode was unlocked, to which he did the same. This continued to be his routine, being known for bringing incredible luck to players, until that one fateful day. The release of house of wolves forced him to grind all of each PoE types, carrying a few lucky guardians through each one. Also defeating skolas on the first go. He luckily rolled all PoE armor in judgments chance for each character. Carrying noobs through PoE started to tire smoggy so he took a month long break. Only the announcement of TTK revived his spirit, but not too much. He decided to only help guardians in need, but with greater loot. Those guardians who were falsely ddosed from trials or kicked from PoE loot or lacking a team member at skolas were the only ones worthy. As he jumps into the fight duel wielding gallys the helpless chanted his name! SmoggyPluto SmoggyPluto SmoggyPluto! This tired him too, so he gave his account to an unnamed person to restart his adventure as legend. Bungie found this admirable and gave him early access to TTK. His new account, whatever it may be, might just come to backpack you through the dreadnaught. Thus the tale of SmoggyPluto. He has become legend, now what will be your tale?
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1 ReplyPrison of elders 34, we gazed upon the vex might that was Qodron, before the nerf, and hurried left to what shall be known as 'the spot'. Bunkered down under a hail of hobgoblin fire, we were faced with a grim choice. To stay and use ice breaker enabling us to kill the eye from afar, and break the unbreakable containment bubbles, or to use Gjallarhorn, and make this a swift fight to the last wolf pack round. We chose the latter, but alas we had no such rocket of power. Realising our folly came all too late, as with shotguns equipped, although mighty, we could not get the range from the spot to dispatch Qodron's eye. His gaze fell upon us...found targets we were. We were enveloped in the mesh of containment, struggle as we might, breaking free was a futile endeavour. Our fate was met. My vision slowly faded to grey, like that of white noise on a TV screen. I accepted this, and cursed Variks for persuading my ego to attempt the impossible... Yet, in the corner, a slither of text appeared as a angel out of the night " SmoggyPluto has joined your fireteam SmoggyPluto is searching for targets " The containment meshes rose and reformed around Qodron. Left with no choice he had to shot his way out, the splash damage from his own gun crippled him greatly. Qodron knelt. We had seen this before and it's a reflex by now, reach for the rockets, and bang out a synth. Only, what appeared in the synths place was a singular Gjallarhorn synth. No time to spare it was used, we each beheld this glory that was now a Gjallarhorn equipped. Qodron was hammered with rockets and his last dying breath could be heard "Crota, hard checkpoint, must be 34 with max gally,LFG..." Stunned, my fireteam and I pressed on to the welcoming congratulations from Variks and dropped into the chamber below. All seemed normal. The first member opened the chest on the left, the second on the right, nothing untoward. Finally I stepped up to the last but laid down my treasure key, water in my eyes I knew it was not me who had defeated Qodron. A voice, soft but commanding spoke "you are worthy" it said. The chest creaked open to reveal SmoggyPluto amidst the glimmer, he spoke no more words, had no more to do, pulled out his ghost, and left in a shroud. In his wake... 999x heavy ammo synth for the newly acquired Gjallarhorns. My console then froze and was unable to record.
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1 ReplySmoggy doesn't have the Gjallarhorn... He IS the Gjallarhorn.
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Who's SmoggyPluto I've seen his name around but not sure who he is
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[quote]SmoggyPulto[/quote]
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SmoggyPluto on Playstation 4 only drops No Land Beyonds.
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2 RepliesEdited by Trek: 8/9/2015 9:29:10 PMFYI OP, It says SmoggyPulto in the title. Not Pluto.
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http://destinytracker.com/destiny/player/xbox/smoggypluto
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He let me practice kissing him until I was experienced enough to kiss a girl. Such a nice guy!
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1 ReplyFinished last on his team. Found Gjallarhorn. Exaggerated public outcry. Went to Belize for summer vacation. Interview with Oprah Winfrey. Autobiography in progress.
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http://bosscade.com/d?r=FqyTzZsVb
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4 RepliesHe's the greatest hero we'll ever know! [i]~About Me[/i]
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I played with him the other day too. Quite a funny post if you read the comments. DeeJ responded too! Check out this Bungie.net forum topic https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/140113124/0/0
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He can reload his golden gun. His bones of Eao allow him to triple blink. ( he can already double blink ) His character has a beard. When he does crota raid crota kneels out of respect not because his shield is down.
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2 RepliesThis was funny months ago. Now it's just dry...
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It was a long time ago in land far far a way. A king was. He was part of the house of smoggy. They saught to conquer all of desteros. They where met with the pegboi. As the prophecy for told. A boy shall be born his name. No one knows but he will wield the true gjallarhorn the one that is immune to the need but gets buffed instead. To be continued....
