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Edited by Clover :
6/8/2015 5:30:07 AM
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Bad Pickuplines!
I'll start XD
I have always thought i was Homosexual, Untill i saw you babe.
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Edit: So many good ones! Im legit writing down almost all of them on a sheet of paper XD
Edit: Are we gonna hit (400)? :O
Edit: 500?! Jeez...
Edit: Thanks for the Necrobump i guess XD
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My Favs so far:
(By NxHawkxOne), Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a footlong ;)
(By Jaybird lll) There's bout' to be only 7planets, Cuz im bout' to destroy Uranus ;)
(By Panda) Im no weatherman, But you can expect more than a few inches tonight ;)
(By xXThatGuy1337Xx) Are you a syncplate? Cuz my spire sure is rising ;)
(By N7sentinel60) Forget about disney, I'll give you an happy ending ;)
(By Count Krieger) Hey babe, Im like a rubix cube, The more you play with me, The harder i get ;)
(By MrPlatinumOG) Hey gurl, My feelings for you are like diarrhea. I can't hold it in >:3
(By xNateDogg1216x) Hey gurl, Are you a bottle of Heinz? Cuz it seems like you've been on a lot weiners ;)
(By Anaklusmos7) Hey babe, Nice pants! What's their drop rate? ;)
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You're hot, lets smash.
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven [spoiler]cause your face is -blam!-ed up[/spoiler]
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Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on!
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Hey, you....crap what's your name again? I have a 20 dollar bill, do you want to go to those places where food is sold?
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I have an erection and you're here
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Guy walks up to a girl "Do your legs spread faster than chlamydia?" "My legs crawl faster than crabs,"
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Edited by FatherlyNick: 2/16/2015 10:37:53 PMLiterally - [I]all[/I] of them.
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Hope you have good insurance, 'cuz imma 'bout to wreck that end!
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2 RepliesAre you a dead baby? Because I want to put my penis in you.
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3 RepliesEdited by lapo12: 2/16/2015 9:20:11 PMLearned this from school during track Roses are red Violets are blue If you were an enzyme Id unzipe your genes Typo jeans Shit just realises this practically rips off oceanus
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5 RepliesBby, are you my Xbox? 'Cause I could play with you all day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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4 RepliesDo you work at Subway? Cuz youre giving me a footlong.
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1 ReplyGlad I have life alert, because I've fallen for you and can't get up
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4 RepliesAre you tired because you've been running through my mind all night
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1 ReplyId ask you for your number but I already have it..Its 911 because you just stole my heart.
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5 RepliesHey you know how channel 9 has 7 a block When you watch the block, well you and me babe have 7 a cock which is the time you suck my cock
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6 RepliesRoses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry Show me your tits
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3 RepliesEdited by CaliforniaCure: 2/16/2015 6:15:35 PMHey girl, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
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5 RepliesI lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
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3 Replies*Insert picture of dick*.
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1 ReplyAre you DNA? Because I can't wait to see those genes unzip.
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2 RepliesAre you retarded? Because you look special to me
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1 ReplyDid you fall from heaven? Because so did satan.
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5 RepliesGuy: did it hurt Girl: did what hurt Guy: when you ascended from hell
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2 RepliesDoes this smell like chloroform to you?
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4 RepliesEdited by Skeletor: 2/16/2015 7:15:16 PMWe'll bang, ok? Ow Ow what? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
