I'll start XD
I have always thought i was Homosexual, Untill i saw you babe.
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Edit: So many good ones! Im legit writing down almost all of them on a sheet of paper XD
Edit: Are we gonna hit (400)? :O
Edit: 500?! Jeez...
Edit: Thanks for the Necrobump i guess XD
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My Favs so far:
(By NxHawkxOne), Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a footlong ;)
(By Jaybird lll) There's bout' to be only 7planets, Cuz im bout' to destroy Uranus ;)
(By Panda) Im no weatherman, But you can expect more than a few inches tonight ;)
(By xXThatGuy1337Xx) Are you a syncplate? Cuz my spire sure is rising ;)
(By N7sentinel60) Forget about disney, I'll give you an happy ending ;)
(By Count Krieger) Hey babe, Im like a rubix cube, The more you play with me, The harder i get ;)
(By MrPlatinumOG) Hey gurl, My feelings for you are like diarrhea. I can't hold it in >:3
(By xNateDogg1216x) Hey gurl, Are you a bottle of Heinz? Cuz it seems like you've been on a lot weiners ;)
(By Anaklusmos7) Hey babe, Nice pants! What's their drop rate? ;)
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Are you a crota? bc I do you hard every tuesday
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Are you catniss ? Because you are causing an uprising in my district ;)
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There will only be seven planets left after i destroyed uranes
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Girl, are you a chicken? Cause I wanna eat those breasts!
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I bet $1 that I can kiss you without using my lips *kisses her* OK, here's your dollar
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Yo slut let's go out
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Hey, I have social anxiety. The only cure is you.
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*glares intensely*
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Do you like roosters? *she responds yes* Then you'll love what this cock'lldotoyou
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Are you from tennessee? Because you're the only person here with a tennesse license plate. Sorry for bothering you, bye.
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Are you my pinky toe? Because I'll bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
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"Are your legs tired? Cus you're fat. Seems like your legs would be tired carrying all that weight around. Gimmie your number."
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Did you fart? Because you blew me away
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I'm the snack that smiles back. Worked 1 out of 3 times
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Those clothes look good on you.. But they'll look better on my bedroom floor
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Call me Dr. Banner because hulks gonna smash dat ass.[spoiler]i think it's Dr. Banner. It's been a while. [/spoiler]
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Hi, my name is [insert name], what are your other 2 wishes?
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[quote]----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|[/quote] What's up with this ni[i][/i]gga shit?
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Roses are red Violets are violet Bend over
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If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you first.
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Do you have any band aids because I scraped my knees falling for you.
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I wish my face was the only chair in the world so you'd have to sit on it.
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Ayy baby! Are you an angel? Cause I'm allergic to feathers. *barfs*
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There will only be seven planets after I destroy Uranus.
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Dude: theres something wrong with my phone! Girl: wat? Dude: your number isn't in it! *wink *wink