I'll start XD
I have always thought i was Homosexual, Untill i saw you babe.
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Edit: So many good ones! Im legit writing down almost all of them on a sheet of paper XD
Edit: Are we gonna hit (400)? :O
Edit: 500?! Jeez...
Edit: Thanks for the Necrobump i guess XD
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My Favs so far:
(By NxHawkxOne), Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a footlong ;)
(By Jaybird lll) There's bout' to be only 7planets, Cuz im bout' to destroy Uranus ;)
(By Panda) Im no weatherman, But you can expect more than a few inches tonight ;)
(By xXThatGuy1337Xx) Are you a syncplate? Cuz my spire sure is rising ;)
(By N7sentinel60) Forget about disney, I'll give you an happy ending ;)
(By Count Krieger) Hey babe, Im like a rubix cube, The more you play with me, The harder i get ;)
(By MrPlatinumOG) Hey gurl, My feelings for you are like diarrhea. I can't hold it in >:3
(By xNateDogg1216x) Hey gurl, Are you a bottle of Heinz? Cuz it seems like you've been on a lot weiners ;)
(By Anaklusmos7) Hey babe, Nice pants! What's their drop rate? ;)
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Hey im great at banging, really... [spoiler]ask your mother[/spoiler]
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Those legs look fine, What time do they open? :-D
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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the car
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They say nice guys finish last. Well I'm a nice guy, and I finish last [spoiler]If you know what I mean. ;)[/spoiler]
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Are you a fart? because you just blew me away
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Hey boy, I bet you like boys fagget
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Are you an appendix? Cause I have no idea what you do or how you work, but I have a strong urge to take you out.
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Are you from tenasse? Because lets have sex
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I really like your pants... [spoiler]they would look better on my bedroom floor[/spoiler]
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Girl, do you like unicorns[spoiler]Because O also like unicorns, so let's get this going[/spoiler]
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Let me show you my two edged sword. You erect my tabernacle.[spoiler]These are Bible jokes if you are unfamiliar[/spoiler]
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I don't always use protection, but when I do, it's to protect me from that -blam!- charge I'm about to receive
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Oh bby, did you sit on sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.
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I'd like to point out that beautiful has U in it but quickie has U and I together
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Do you own a Jersey Yes why Cus I need your name and number
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Are you my appendix? Cuz you're fking useless.
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Hey come feel my sweater *girl feels sweater and looks confused * that's boyfriend material [spoiler]boom that bitch now wants your d[/spoiler]
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Excuse me, can you taste the Rohypnol in this drink?
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and landed on my boner?
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gurl are you Australian? because you meet all of my koalafications
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[i] [/i]
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Roses are red Lemons are sour Open your legs And give me an hour Hey! Lost my virginity? Can I have yours
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OI !! SLAG !
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Homosexuality is a terrible disease... And I've caught it for you bby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ ☞
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Are you the Templar. Cause you're the hardest boss I've ever fought.
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Are you a crota? bc I do you hard every tuesday