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Edited by Clover :
6/8/2015 5:30:07 AM
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Bad Pickuplines!
I'll start XD
I have always thought i was Homosexual, Untill i saw you babe.
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Edit: So many good ones! Im legit writing down almost all of them on a sheet of paper XD
Edit: Are we gonna hit (400)? :O
Edit: 500?! Jeez...
Edit: Thanks for the Necrobump i guess XD
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My Favs so far:
(By NxHawkxOne), Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a footlong ;)
(By Jaybird lll) There's bout' to be only 7planets, Cuz im bout' to destroy Uranus ;)
(By Panda) Im no weatherman, But you can expect more than a few inches tonight ;)
(By xXThatGuy1337Xx) Are you a syncplate? Cuz my spire sure is rising ;)
(By N7sentinel60) Forget about disney, I'll give you an happy ending ;)
(By Count Krieger) Hey babe, Im like a rubix cube, The more you play with me, The harder i get ;)
(By MrPlatinumOG) Hey gurl, My feelings for you are like diarrhea. I can't hold it in >:3
(By xNateDogg1216x) Hey gurl, Are you a bottle of Heinz? Cuz it seems like you've been on a lot weiners ;)
(By Anaklusmos7) Hey babe, Nice pants! What's their drop rate? ;)
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"Hey babe, I can teach you how to go squish squish with my long schlong"
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Hey girl are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers
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People watch the Olympics because it happens only once every four years, but I watch you everyday because a girl like you comes once in a lifetime ;)
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These are great
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Is there a cell phone in your pocket, cause that booty is calling to me
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3 Replies"I play destiny"
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1 ReplyDo you have any milk? Cause your going to need it after tonight.[spoiler]points if anyone gets this[/spoiler]
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Edited by A_H0LY_Assass1n: 2/18/2015 6:36:04 AMare you in chemistry? cause I like your potASSium.
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1 ReplyAre you from Tennessee? Because your the only 10 I see...
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first
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[b][i][u][spoiler][quote]GIMME ALL THE SEX!!![/quote][/spoiler][/u][/i][/b]
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I put the std in stud all I need is u
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Are you a drill sergeant cuz you sure got my private standing at attention
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Edited by Alonfé: 2/18/2015 2:16:07 AMAre you a farmer cuz you sure know how to raise a cock
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Are you a baker cuz you got buns gurl
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Edited by Asriel Memurr: 2/18/2015 2:14:56 AM"Are you a sync plate?" "Cause my spire is rising(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)."
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Hey bb wanna come over my couch doesn't pull out but I do
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3 RepliesIm going to crash my pillar of autumn into your halo ring.
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"I have a big di**" Worst one I've ever heard. 0/10 do not attempt!
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1 ReplyMe : "Feel this..." [spoiler]points to shirt[/spoiler] Girl : " That feels nice. What is it?" Me : Boyfriend material ;)
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If you were a president you'd be babe-raham lincoln
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7 Repliesthis one is from a TV show called sphyc Gus he sees a girl ( hellooo) walks up to her ( did you hear about Pluto that's mest up right) that's it
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(This is what a girl would say) Do you work at Taco Bell cause you made my taco greasy
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2 RepliesMan this is about to get real *clears throat* Did it hurt when you fell from Tennessee, because you look like an angle. I am the best I know
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2 RepliesEdited by Devious_Melons: 2/17/2015 8:04:09 PMDo you want to see my gjlalahorn
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1 ReplyHey im great at banging, really... [spoiler]ask your mother[/spoiler]
