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Edited by Clover :
6/8/2015 5:30:07 AM
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Bad Pickuplines!
I'll start XD
I have always thought i was Homosexual, Untill i saw you babe.
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Edit: So many good ones! Im legit writing down almost all of them on a sheet of paper XD
Edit: Are we gonna hit (400)? :O
Edit: 500?! Jeez...
Edit: Thanks for the Necrobump i guess XD
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My Favs so far:
(By NxHawkxOne), Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a footlong ;)
(By Jaybird lll) There's bout' to be only 7planets, Cuz im bout' to destroy Uranus ;)
(By Panda) Im no weatherman, But you can expect more than a few inches tonight ;)
(By xXThatGuy1337Xx) Are you a syncplate? Cuz my spire sure is rising ;)
(By N7sentinel60) Forget about disney, I'll give you an happy ending ;)
(By Count Krieger) Hey babe, Im like a rubix cube, The more you play with me, The harder i get ;)
(By MrPlatinumOG) Hey gurl, My feelings for you are like diarrhea. I can't hold it in >:3
(By xNateDogg1216x) Hey gurl, Are you a bottle of Heinz? Cuz it seems like you've been on a lot weiners ;)
(By Anaklusmos7) Hey babe, Nice pants! What's their drop rate? ;)
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Are you from China? Because I'm China get into your pants
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1 ReplyAre those space pants? because that Ass is out of this world.
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2 RepliesHey babygurl, want sum fukz?
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To a taken woman Just because there's a goalie you can't score *proceed to have sex with them*
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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass. Hey do you like pudding? Cuz you'd like me pudding my dick up your ass.
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Is that a phone in you pocket because that ass is calling me
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Walk up to a group of girls and ask "have you seen willy wonka and the chocolate factory" Chances are yes they have. Set down a golden condom wrapper and it has to be gold then say "when one of you ladies wants to redeem your golden ticket come find me" then walk away
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7 RepliesWhen i was born i had 2 choices 1. Perfect memory 2. A huge dick Sadly i cant remember what i chose
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I'm gonna treat you like my pinky toe and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.
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4 Replies
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Edited by Anaklusmos7: 6/8/2015 4:16:08 AMI just went from 6 o'clock to 12 o'clock if you know what I'm sayin' (wink)
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Do you work at subway? You seem to know how to handle footlongs! [spoiler]stupid I know, but it had to be done.[/spoiler]
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*on rollar coaster* Hey girl, I'm a fan of rollar coasters but, can I ride you instead?
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2 RepliesEvery kiss begins with K Too bad ugly begins with U
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1 Reply1. Hey babe, did you fall from heaven? 'Cause Satan did too. 2. If you see a couple laughing on Valintines day, run up to the opposite gender, slap them in the face, say How could you! And run away crying.
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15 RepliesHello Sexually attractive female, I noticed that you make me experience a hormonal feeling and i would like to pursue a carnal relationship with sexual intercourse
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I put the STD in stud now all I need is U
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2 RepliesAre you destiny's campaign? Because your short and f*king retarded.
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I know my calculus. It says you plus me equals us.
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Have you got a mirror in your pants? 'Cause i can see myself in them.
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Edited by Sir Mewtwo: 6/7/2015 1:19:16 PMAre you anxiety cuz you haunt my every waking hour
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"I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
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5 RepliesIf you were a skateboard, I would definitely grind you
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2 RepliesIs your dad a carpenter because you got a nice rack Roses are red. My mind is twisted. Bend over whore and prepare to be fisted Did an angel fall from heaven because I'm certain she looks better than you Did you fall from heaven because you're face is messed up!
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Are you chemistry cuz I want to periodically do you on the table?
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1 ReplyGirl are you a bottle of Heinz? Cuz you look like you've been on a lot of wieners (;
