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Edited by Clover :
6/8/2015 5:30:07 AM
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Bad Pickuplines!
I'll start XD
I have always thought i was Homosexual, Untill i saw you babe.
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Edit: So many good ones! Im legit writing down almost all of them on a sheet of paper XD
Edit: Are we gonna hit (400)? :O
Edit: 500?! Jeez...
Edit: Thanks for the Necrobump i guess XD
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My Favs so far:
(By NxHawkxOne), Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a footlong ;)
(By Jaybird lll) There's bout' to be only 7planets, Cuz im bout' to destroy Uranus ;)
(By Panda) Im no weatherman, But you can expect more than a few inches tonight ;)
(By xXThatGuy1337Xx) Are you a syncplate? Cuz my spire sure is rising ;)
(By N7sentinel60) Forget about disney, I'll give you an happy ending ;)
(By Count Krieger) Hey babe, Im like a rubix cube, The more you play with me, The harder i get ;)
(By MrPlatinumOG) Hey gurl, My feelings for you are like diarrhea. I can't hold it in >:3
(By xNateDogg1216x) Hey gurl, Are you a bottle of Heinz? Cuz it seems like you've been on a lot weiners ;)
(By Anaklusmos7) Hey babe, Nice pants! What's their drop rate? ;)
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bump [spoiler]It shall live on[/spoiler]
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Did it hurt... [spoiler]when you scratched your way out of hell???[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyGet in the van
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Are you my homework? Cuz I wanna slam you on my desk and do you allllll night.
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Whats the square root of 69? 8 something!
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The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to your house and spread the word.
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What's the difference between jam and jelly [spoiler]I can't jelly my dick in your ass[/spoiler]
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Hey gurl, I'm OP.
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You got five bucks? I got a foot long with your name on it...
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1 ReplyWhy do midgets laugh when they run? [spoiler]because the grass tickles there balls.[/spoiler] [spoiler]ayyy[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesDid you climb out of Hell? 'Cause you're so damned hot. (Pun intended.)
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Edited by Razoron333: 6/9/2015 8:40:52 PMI gotta pee because you're an eight [spoiler]Urinate[/spoiler]
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Hey Girl, did you just fart? Cause your blowing me away!
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1 ReplyAre you an archaeologist? Because I've got a large bone I need checking out
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3 RepliesHey baby ever been hunting before How about you come to my cabin this weekend so I can show you how to stuff a beaver
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Spread the ALOHA *wink wink*
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1 ReplyDid it hurt when you fell from Heaven? [spoiler]'Cause your face is kinda messed up.[/spoiler]
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
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1 ReplyI'm like a roller coaster [spoiler]i make you scream when you ride me[/spoiler] ;)
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1 ReplyAre you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night
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Gurl r u Mars because you turn my relic into iron ;)
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What, indeed…
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Hey baby are you an alarmclock? Because you are very loud and annoying
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My dick is dead, can I bury it in you?
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2 RepliesIf I stop looking at you I will get anal cancer.
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5 RepliesAre you a dead baby? Cos I want to put my penis in you.
