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Edited by N4teTr4p: 9/2/2015 9:13:06 PM
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who would win? 1 billion lions, or the sun

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sun

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Before you answer take in consideration... 1) lions are ferocious [spoiler]like really ferocious[/spoiler] 2) a billion lions is a lot of lions 3) it is day so the sun is turned on 3.5) with a fresh lightbulb and new fuses -kill count99 4) Sandra is not in space at the moment 5) the sun has no arms -CorporateHoliday 6) the lions have a store grade sunscreen -Saltymcsaltman 7) the sun cannot run away but it can move 3 inches every 1000 generations of new lions that are breed after the start of said fight -woupsea 8) <- that looks like a face!!! 9) <- that doesn't... 10) lions have teeth the sun does not -TheCosmicCracker 11) the sun is pointy -OffhandWater 12) the sun can't use a gun -Mi casa1 Edit for 200: Wow from what I can gather bungie really needs to nerf the sun... Like I'm surprise no one has complained yet... Well hopefully bungie will see my post and get the idea Edit for 600: ....praise it Edit for 1000: thank you everyone for keeping this alive, any good points that I should add comment and we will see. Now go and -blam!- right off :) [u]ATTENTION[/u] If anyone photoshops a picture of a bunch of lions with space gear floating towards the sun... I will give them a knighthood Vote away First posted February 17 2015

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  • Edited by Zonda: 2/16/2015 2:55:29 PM
    This is probably a Shitpost, but I'll answer seriously, anyway. Let's assume that each Lion is 175 kg (around the max weight of a large Male, so it'll likely be less). That's a total mass of 175,000,000,000 kg. The Sun is somewhere in the vicinity of 1,988,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kg in terms of mass. In total, the Lions are approximately .0000000000000000000001% of the mass of the Sun. Now, let's assume that each Lion has it's own portable Atmosphere, that protects it from radiant heat (so they don't get Vapourised a few hundred thousand miles away). Upon contact, I predict the Lions to be completely atomised by the physical aspect of the Nuclear Fusion happening inside the Sun. Even on the surface, the sheer kinetic Energy produced by such a reaction is capable of completely destroying biological Matter. This isn't taking into account other minor details such as pressure and temperature. That quantity of Lions isn't even enough to begin to destabilise the Sun, and would be comparable to a large Human vs. a single Ant.

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