Useless Superpowers:
Being able to teleport only 1 foot at a time.
Turning into the hulk, but only while you're asleep.
Only being able to fly North.
Read Minds, but only when somebody is thinking of something really nasty.
X-ray vision that only lets you see through the top layer of clothes.
Are these good?
Let me know and keep adding useless powers!
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I'll still go with X-Ray, lol
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The first one that would be so good in fights just think about "gunshot gunshot" wait let me teleport one foot behind cover *grabs Gun in cabinet* "pew pew chitty chitty bang bang"
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I have all those powers
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How often can you teleport? Because that could be used to teleport repeatedly really fast. And flying north could be useful.