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2/14/2015 1:51:38 AM
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I've had a good day
So far, today had been an amazing day for me. It'd be easier if I list the things, so that's what Imma do. List is in chronological order.
1. Had a really good sandwich that I got for free.
2. A girl in class basically said she wanted my D and now I'm going to see 50 shades of grey with her tomorrow.
3. I got a phone call for a job app I submitted in November, and they asked if I could come in tomorrow morning for an interview.
4. I got a swagger haircut that makes me super sexy.
5. One of the girls working at Macy's flirted with me so hard that she eventually gave me her phone number all by herself.
6. I took the best shit ever, it was so fulfilling that when I wiped, there was nothing to wipe away...
So flood, sorry for that brick of text... What I wanted to ask was... How was your day?
TL;DR: My day was good, how was yours?
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2 RepliesMy first and favorite snare drum broke today I had to spend 3 hours looking for my dog who got outside I had to babysit my niece Burger King messed up my order completely I was pulled over by the cops for supposedly running a stop sign My bed's legs broke today and I had to fix them I was late for work because I had lost my car keys I had to work with a dipshit today who doesn't know what he is doing I had to work by myself the last hour of work Got yelled at by management [spoiler]Today was great![/spoiler]
