All of this is happening because a dreg stole my car loaded with all the useful, expensive exotics along with my heavy ammo synths. I plan to exact my revenge by punishing guardians, selling then exceedingly rare weapons which they will continue to complain about as they already have them - and not keep in mind that people are just starting up and something like an ice breaker is what they would've wanted.
It is basically like me selling chocolate candies with purple wrappers for one day of a year (the candies are still very tasty) - then for the rest of the year i sell chocolate candies with pink wrappers. The people who bought the purple wrapper candy then complain (by threatening to not buy from me
Any more) that if i were to sell purple wrapper candies to pink wrapper candy owners again it would be unfair, as the original purple candy buyers 'earned' their purple wrappers fair and square - and that if everyone were to have purple wrappers then it would destroy the candy industry.
Basically - i am not selling weapons like the Gjallarhorn until you guardians stop complaining about everything, get off
Of your elitist high horse - and realise that things take time - and everyone will eventually get what they want.
And that is the reason i have not sold anything particularly amazing yet.
Also because -blam!- you i'm Xûr
(I assume people will not see the irony that Xûr is butthurt and in his rage will take it out on other butthurt guardians)
(Also i want to know why people with gjallarhorn don't want me to sell it (because it will break the game and shatter the space time continuum) yet complain when people they play with don't have it)
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Well first off you are a bumb -blam!- who clearly is an imposter since Xur wouldnt have a car. No one uses cars anymore and it would be impossible for him to travel from the outer reaches of space to the tower every week in a beat up pinto. Second, yes their are new players and they probably dont have alot of the stuff us veterans have and perceive as the "same old crap", but Xur has made a pattern and practice of selling the same old crap within a couple of weeks of each other, which is bullshit. Their should be a rotation so once something is sold we dont see it again for 5 to 6 weeks. This would help newer players get more of the exotic items and help older players who are still missing that one item and keep Xur from looking like the repetitive Bitch he is.