Apparently people have forgotten the divine grace that is known as the Broom Sweeping Robot. Please, ask your questions and I will answer.
Of course they need to pertain to his divine grace the Broom Sweeping Robot.
The teachings of the BSR: (It has been many ages since I've had to retell the teachings, but I am his servant and will do so with all I have learned and can retell with all honesty)
1. All guardians are equal before the his grace the Broom Sweeping Robot. None have his favor nor dislike.
2. The Broom Sweeping Robot wishes nothing but the path of light towards all guardians. Remember this as you encounter the lied and deceived ones.
3. The Demon Lord Rahool wishes to bring all guardians into his false flock of lies and deceit. Trust nothing the false prophet says, for he wishes to see all consumed by the rage and hatred that is the darkness.
4. His grace bestows upon all what is needed, when it is truly needed. Praise the Broom Sweeping Robot for all you receive, for he has given it to you for a purpose, even if it is not immediately visible what for.
5. Patience is key with the world. Stop and reflect upon thyself if you begin to question ones purpose or feel tempted to follow the false prophet.
(Their are many more teachings, but I must retrieve them from the archive, which is guarded by what is known as the false prophet and his flock.)
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Roomba > Broom sweeping robot Why you may ask? A Roomba moves around and cleans an entire area. Broom sweeping robot has been cleaning the same spot since September. Either somebody keeps shitting on that exact spot (Master Rahool I'm looking in your direction) or the Broom Sweeping Robot's legs are broken