Before you answer take in consideration...
1) lions are ferocious
[spoiler]like really ferocious[/spoiler]
2) a billion lions is a lot of lions
3) it is day so the sun is turned on
3.5) with a fresh lightbulb and new fuses
-kill count99
4) Sandra is not in space at the moment
5) the sun has no arms
-CorporateHoliday
6) the lions have a store grade sunscreen
-Saltymcsaltman
7) the sun cannot run away but it can move 3 inches every 1000 generations of new lions that are breed after the start of said fight
-woupsea
8) <- that looks like a face!!!
9) <- that doesn't...
10) lions have teeth the sun does not
-TheCosmicCracker
11) the sun is pointy
-OffhandWater
12) the sun can't use a gun
-Mi casa1
Edit for 200: Wow from what I can gather bungie really needs to nerf the sun... Like I'm surprise no one has complained yet... Well hopefully bungie will see my post and get the idea
Edit for 600: ....praise it
Edit for 1000: thank you everyone for keeping this alive, any good points that I should add comment and we will see. Now go and -blam!- right off :)
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If anyone photoshops a picture of a bunch of lions with space gear floating towards the sun... I will give them a knighthood
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First posted February 17 2015
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Using science.. To solve this.. All the Lions would die within seconds if they touched the sun, because One human would be dissolved in about 1.2 seconds before disappearing.. The sun, the hottest object in the world, that mean hotter than Molten Lava, and Mercury..
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PRAISE THE SUN
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The lions would be one billion little Suns because of their manes, and then they get lion faces so....
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Sad fact is you'll need more lions to defeat the sun. If our 5 billion (give or take ) human population can fit, standing side by side, in the area of Texas. One billion lions will only fill 2/3 of Texas. One black spot on the sun can fit 100 earths together. Guys we gonna need more lions to defeat the sun menace!
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Bump for science
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Edited by AssultKitteh: 5/23/2015 4:31:57 PMI kinda feel like the sun's nuclear fusion is going to win... Then again if the lions wait about 5 billion years then the work is done for them
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The lions stand on tip of each other until they get to the sun then they unscrew the lightbulb
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but what if the Lions Praise the Sun? checkm8
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The lions would burn up and the hydrogen from their bodies would make the sun burn longer and possibly grow.
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Well as long as they're really ferocious, like really really ferocious, they will win
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Edited by Spidermonkey47: 5/23/2015 3:49:01 PMIf the lions even got close to the sun, they would burn to a pulp... [spoiler]and btw, the sun is always [i]on[/i] whether it is day or night[/spoiler]
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Edited by CrazyTheSavage: 5/23/2015 3:41:08 PMThe sun clearly loses this battle if the lions flanked it from all sides. The sun wouldn't know where to burn first, get very confused, and have a mental breakdown. gg no re go lions
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Well if the lions have a small strike team and go at night it would be easy
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A billion deaths is not enough for master Rahool
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The sun has enough heat to kill a lion with in a thousand mile radius and beyond
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Edited by THE ANTAG0N1ST: 5/11/2015 3:13:18 PM3) it is day so the sun is turned on Really ?
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Lions attack in packs. The sun is alone.
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Who the bumped this post 548-4706
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Batman with prep time
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Have you guys forgotten to account for the solar power of the lions of ninja go and the pizza sauce they produce when they milk, and all the boxers the sun has to wear at day Lions win
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IM CALLING IT NOW, THIS GUYS HIGH
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The lions would win if they attacked at night.
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Iions would b a puff on the mighty sun
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Lions are cute.