Before you answer take in consideration...
1) lions are ferocious
[spoiler]like really ferocious[/spoiler]
2) a billion lions is a lot of lions
3) it is day so the sun is turned on
3.5) with a fresh lightbulb and new fuses
-kill count99
4) Sandra is not in space at the moment
5) the sun has no arms
-CorporateHoliday
6) the lions have a store grade sunscreen
-Saltymcsaltman
7) the sun cannot run away but it can move 3 inches every 1000 generations of new lions that are breed after the start of said fight
-woupsea
8) <- that looks like a face!!!
9) <- that doesn't...
10) lions have teeth the sun does not
-TheCosmicCracker
11) the sun is pointy
-OffhandWater
12) the sun can't use a gun
-Mi casa1
Edit for 200: Wow from what I can gather bungie really needs to nerf the sun... Like I'm surprise no one has complained yet... Well hopefully bungie will see my post and get the idea
Edit for 600: ....praise it
Edit for 1000: thank you everyone for keeping this alive, any good points that I should add comment and we will see. Now go and -blam!- right off :)
[u]ATTENTION[/u]
If anyone photoshops a picture of a bunch of lions with space gear floating towards the sun... I will give them a knighthood
Vote away
First posted February 17 2015
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Haha the sun is on
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Edited by Kafuu Chino: 2/15/2015 5:15:17 AMLions have ray guns
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Edited by Yung G4424: 2/15/2015 8:37:54 AMu god damn wot u M7 -BLAM-in WOT U FKN I WILL REK UR MUM SO FKN HARD U WOT M9 GOD Dmnit U WIFE OF A FGT FUK CROTA TOO AND WOT SKRUBLORD 2015 -blam!- [spoiler]the lions would win[/spoiler]
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Ww2 Russia with prep time
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If you vote for the lions you're obviously Howie from The Benchwarmers.
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Edited by Lordsa Jar-Jar: 2/15/2015 8:42:44 AMI was about to say this belongs in offtopic, then I realised I was in offtopic. Good show... SUN
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This thread is best thread.
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PRAISE THE SUN!
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Gave me a good chuckle 10/10
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WW II Russia solos all.
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But, God, I wanted to vote 1 billion lions. 1 billion lions hitting the sun in a ball of lions might -blam!- the sun up a little bit, though.
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Do lions have Gjallarhorn?
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If it were 1billion Russians v the sun... well we all know who would win that...[spoiler]Russians obviously duh[/spoiler]
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Batman with prep time.
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The grossly incandescent father would not lose to a bunch of feline rabble foolish naive -disciples of the sun
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Futurama Garbage Ball no prep
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You have to realize that even if the Lions could hurt the sun. An army of sunbros from around the galaxy would rise to defend the incandescent one. PRAISE THE SUN
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Edited by Collii: 2/14/2015 7:10:38 AMI'm [i]obviously[/i] the leader of these space lions.
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What's this guy smoking? I want it
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Voted for Sun.
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The sun. [spoiler]Do you praise it mother-blam!-er?[/spoiler]
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>people voting the sun 1 billion lions ONE BILLION Come on ppl 1 billion lions beats batman with prep time
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[/quote]3) it is day so the sun is turned on [/quote]
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Lions because the sun is a pacifist.
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the sun isn't that ferocious
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[quote]It is day so the sun is turned on[/quote]