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Edited by N4teTr4p:
9/2/2015 9:13:06 PM
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who would win? 1 billion lions, or the sun
Before you answer take in consideration...
1) lions are ferocious
[spoiler]like really ferocious[/spoiler]
2) a billion lions is a lot of lions
3) it is day so the sun is turned on
3.5) with a fresh lightbulb and new fuses
-kill count99
4) Sandra is not in space at the moment
5) the sun has no arms
-CorporateHoliday
6) the lions have a store grade sunscreen
-Saltymcsaltman
7) the sun cannot run away but it can move 3 inches every 1000 generations of new lions that are breed after the start of said fight
-woupsea
8) <- that looks like a face!!!
9) <- that doesn't...
10) lions have teeth the sun does not
-TheCosmicCracker
11) the sun is pointy
-OffhandWater
12) the sun can't use a gun
-Mi casa1
Edit for 200: Wow from what I can gather bungie really needs to nerf the sun... Like I'm surprise no one has complained yet... Well hopefully bungie will see my post and get the idea
Edit for 600: ....praise it
Edit for 1000: thank you everyone for keeping this alive, any good points that I should add comment and we will see. Now go and -blam!- right off :)
[u]ATTENTION[/u]
If anyone photoshops a picture of a bunch of lions with space gear floating towards the sun... I will give them a knighthood
Vote away
First posted February 17 2015
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1 ReplyThis thread game me a good laugh
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Praise the Sun
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2 RepliesEdited by N Hawk One: 2/25/2015 5:07:50 AMI will take the billion lions, then breed them with 1 billion tigers and construct an army of ligers. Together we will conquer the universe and continue multiplying until we have 1 trillion ligers, then we will piss on the sun. Sun has no chance
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1 ReplyEdited by BenjyX55: 2/20/2015 3:27:04 PMPeter Griffin's boat solos.
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1 ReplyWho is Sandra though?
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3 RepliesIf you attack at night when the sun is sleeping you'd probably win.
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2 RepliesI don't know why, but this poll made me laugh out loud.
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lions are so -blam!- OP though
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2 RepliesHow can there be one lion when there are like one billion suns on this earth?????
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3 RepliesThe sun can beat the solar system if it wanted to...oh wait, that's what it is doing now.
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1 ReplyThis kinda shit is why the aliens won't talk to us
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You went full retard. You never, EVER go full retard O_O
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6 RepliesOH DEAR GOD ITS SO INTENSE!
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1 ReplyIt's concerning that 20 something percent chose the lions.
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Praise the sun fgts \[T]/
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2 RepliesWhich sun? You could be thinking about proxima centaurie.
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1 ReplyThe sun gives cancer out like Oprah gives out gifts.
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3 RepliesThe sun, it makes cats sleepy.
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6 RepliesSun supernovas so we all just lose. Q_Q
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Sun. Do you even Solaire? \[T]/
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1 ReplyIt doesn't matter how many lions you throw at the sun. All of them will die and melt and burn before they even touch it.
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1 ReplyWait a second... something seems fishy about #3... how can we be sure it's turned on? Even if its day, you didn't take into account a blown fuse or needing to change the light bulb!
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2 RepliesThere is 2 billion lions and only one sun so I think lions win
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3 Repliespraise it
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21 RepliesEdited by Zonda: 2/16/2015 2:55:29 PMThis is probably a Shitpost, but I'll answer seriously, anyway. Let's assume that each Lion is 175 kg (around the max weight of a large Male, so it'll likely be less). That's a total mass of 175,000,000,000 kg. The Sun is somewhere in the vicinity of 1,988,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kg in terms of mass. In total, the Lions are approximately .0000000000000000000001% of the mass of the Sun. Now, let's assume that each Lion has it's own portable Atmosphere, that protects it from radiant heat (so they don't get Vapourised a few hundred thousand miles away). Upon contact, I predict the Lions to be completely atomised by the physical aspect of the Nuclear Fusion happening inside the Sun. Even on the surface, the sheer kinetic Energy produced by such a reaction is capable of completely destroying biological Matter. This isn't taking into account other minor details such as pressure and temperature. That quantity of Lions isn't even enough to begin to destabilise the Sun, and would be comparable to a large Human vs. a single Ant.
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3 RepliesEdited by NW6GOONER: 2/18/2015 11:35:10 PMI don't think you understand how big our sun is.
