Before you answer take in consideration...
1) lions are ferocious
[spoiler]like really ferocious[/spoiler]
2) a billion lions is a lot of lions
3) it is day so the sun is turned on
3.5) with a fresh lightbulb and new fuses
-kill count99
4) Sandra is not in space at the moment
5) the sun has no arms
-CorporateHoliday
6) the lions have a store grade sunscreen
-Saltymcsaltman
7) the sun cannot run away but it can move 3 inches every 1000 generations of new lions that are breed after the start of said fight
-woupsea
8) <- that looks like a face!!!
9) <- that doesn't...
10) lions have teeth the sun does not
-TheCosmicCracker
11) the sun is pointy
-OffhandWater
12) the sun can't use a gun
-Mi casa1
Edit for 200: Wow from what I can gather bungie really needs to nerf the sun... Like I'm surprise no one has complained yet... Well hopefully bungie will see my post and get the idea
Edit for 600: ....praise it
Edit for 1000: thank you everyone for keeping this alive, any good points that I should add comment and we will see. Now go and -blam!- right off :)
[u]ATTENTION[/u]
If anyone photoshops a picture of a bunch of lions with space gear floating towards the sun... I will give them a knighthood
Vote away
First posted February 17 2015
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Are they all Leo?
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1 billion lions wouldn't but 1 billion lions with a penguin would
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1 billion lions wouldn't but 1 billion lions with a penguin would
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Praise the sun \T/ PRAISE IT \T/ [b]PRAISE IT!!![/b] \T/ \T/ \T/
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\[T]/
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Considering so many Warlocks praise the sun...
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The sun....just look at it on the burning shrine. Nothing can beat that glare.
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[b] [/b]
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Turtle Solos
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Never go full retard...
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It's a difficult fight, but I think the glorious sun can prevail! Praise!
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The sun wouldn't attack the lions because they have babies.
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Eventually the sun will suicide bomb destroying everything in it's path including the lions.
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I vote sun because Hail Horus.
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Well if they went at night I suppose the lions could win
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By themselves? No. No amount of lions can kill the sun. But if they teamed up with that -blam!-er the moon, I don't know. Seems like a fair fight.
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But does the sun have -blam!-ing TEETH!? [spoiler]huh, huh?![/spoiler]
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*\[T]/ intensifies*
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You know why I bump this thread? Not because I feel like it still has potential, nor because I think it's funny, nor do I think I'd deserves a bump, I bump because I am to lazy to make another poll
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If the Lions do manage to kill the sun, everything dies. So basically, we have to kill all the lions or we all die.
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The sun is a solar mass that Makes up 99% of the mass of our entire solar system, bathes all objects in the solar system in deadly radiation and heat as well as give light to us, it's surface is so hot that the atoms that make it up have turned into plasma, can lash out at planets with a wave of charged particles that can destroy the power system, it can create antimatter, which when it collides with matter they vaporize each other into pure energy with 100% efficiency, the sun emits enough energy to equal a few billion nuclear bombs exploding every second and fuses more Hydrogen per day than the weight of all the planets asteroids, moons, comets and the Oort Cloud equaling to An in fathomable amount of energy and heat, on top of that The heat we experience today is over 170000 years old and still going strong, I think it's safe to assume the sun would win against anything inside our solar system, plus all it would really have to do to kill all those Lions is send out a burst of solar wind, or simply die
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How could you kill the sun
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Anybody ask what they're competing in?
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It's a close call but...[spoiler]lions[/spoiler]
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PRAISE THE SUN BITCHES!!!