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Edited by N4teTr4p:
9/2/2015 9:13:06 PM
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who would win? 1 billion lions, or the sun
Before you answer take in consideration...
1) lions are ferocious
[spoiler]like really ferocious[/spoiler]
2) a billion lions is a lot of lions
3) it is day so the sun is turned on
3.5) with a fresh lightbulb and new fuses
-kill count99
4) Sandra is not in space at the moment
5) the sun has no arms
-CorporateHoliday
6) the lions have a store grade sunscreen
-Saltymcsaltman
7) the sun cannot run away but it can move 3 inches every 1000 generations of new lions that are breed after the start of said fight
-woupsea
8) <- that looks like a face!!!
9) <- that doesn't...
10) lions have teeth the sun does not
-TheCosmicCracker
11) the sun is pointy
-OffhandWater
12) the sun can't use a gun
-Mi casa1
Edit for 200: Wow from what I can gather bungie really needs to nerf the sun... Like I'm surprise no one has complained yet... Well hopefully bungie will see my post and get the idea
Edit for 600: ....praise it
Edit for 1000: thank you everyone for keeping this alive, any good points that I should add comment and we will see. Now go and -blam!- right off :)
[u]ATTENTION[/u]
If anyone photoshops a picture of a bunch of lions with space gear floating towards the sun... I will give them a knighthood
Vote away
First posted February 17 2015
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1 ReplySaw this somewhere before. Lions would win if they attacked at night
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1 Reply*facepalm* Wtf?
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1 Reply. . . Yes
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Haha nice made my day
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So I haven't been active for a long time now but it's still crazy how I turn this on and people still have commented on this... Thanks :P
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3 RepliesAnd this children, is why you dont feed toilet cleaner and paint chips to your kids.
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Extinction of lions....
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2 Replies25% voted lions Offtopic waaat are you doing Flood STAAPH
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1 ReplyThis topic is why I burrowed in these forums.
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3 RepliesLions provide a bioinsulation. They continue to reproduce at a startling rate and likely would have a large enough starting population to sustain lion growth despite the ever continuous burning of the eldest members of the pride. The sun burns hydrogen incredibly fast the massive gap in energy conversion is almost too incredible to fathom, we have never and will never feel the up close heat of a burning star. The lion corpses hurdled into our sun, might be able to persist long enough to gradually effect the life of the sun. While only shaving off a small percentage of the sun's life the billion lions would present a steady challenge for the returning champion,[i] the sun[/i]. Though it should be mentioned that this battle would end in a draw or a mere annoyance for the sun.
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4 RepliesThe Sun contains 99% of all matter in the Solar System. No contest.
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Bump because f[i]u[/i]ck you
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1 ReplyThis thread is my inspiration
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3 RepliesLions. They can just attack at night.
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8 RepliesMy god... Go to science class![spoiler]the sun will cook the lions when they get out of earths atmosphere and closer to the sun![/spoiler]
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5 RepliesLet me break this down for you guys. Plants produce energy and live by a process called photosynthesis. Photosynthesis uses the energy from the sun and coverts it into a sugar. Without the sun lions would die. Lions can't photosynthesize unless the sun lets them. Check m8. [spoiler]Everyone knows a lion is a plant. It is a scientific fact.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesPicture all those lions attacking the sun at once, and try not to laugh. You cant.
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1 ReplyI mean how fast can the sun reload it's sun? Between reloading the lions could overcome and conquer it.
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14 RepliesThe sun deals fire damage, while lions only deal slash damage with a chance of DoT.
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1 ReplyThe lions have a [b][i]better[/i][/b] sun. With Blackjack, and Hookers!
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3 RepliesThe Lions need to form an alliance with bears. Only then will they kill the sun.
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4 RepliesThe lions cant survive in space because they dont have space suits Checkm8
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8 RepliesThe sun burns the lions The temperature of the sun is 5,600 Celsius, that will turn you into ash pretty much, sunscreen or not. Also, the sun isn't pointy it is a common myth that only a child believes.
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2 RepliesObvious the sun would win. If the lions try to reach the sun they cant because they havent mastered space exploration and thus cannot reach the sun. And the sun is hot[spoiler]like really hot[/spoiler]
