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Edited by N4teTr4p:
9/2/2015 9:13:06 PM
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who would win? 1 billion lions, or the sun
Before you answer take in consideration...
1) lions are ferocious
[spoiler]like really ferocious[/spoiler]
2) a billion lions is a lot of lions
3) it is day so the sun is turned on
3.5) with a fresh lightbulb and new fuses
-kill count99
4) Sandra is not in space at the moment
5) the sun has no arms
-CorporateHoliday
6) the lions have a store grade sunscreen
-Saltymcsaltman
7) the sun cannot run away but it can move 3 inches every 1000 generations of new lions that are breed after the start of said fight
-woupsea
8) <- that looks like a face!!!
9) <- that doesn't...
10) lions have teeth the sun does not
-TheCosmicCracker
11) the sun is pointy
-OffhandWater
12) the sun can't use a gun
-Mi casa1
Edit for 200: Wow from what I can gather bungie really needs to nerf the sun... Like I'm surprise no one has complained yet... Well hopefully bungie will see my post and get the idea
Edit for 600: ....praise it
Edit for 1000: thank you everyone for keeping this alive, any good points that I should add comment and we will see. Now go and -blam!- right off :)
[u]ATTENTION[/u]
If anyone photoshops a picture of a bunch of lions with space gear floating towards the sun... I will give them a knighthood
Vote away
First posted February 17 2015
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1 ReplyLions are cute.
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6 RepliesI'm just picturing lions flying and roaring at the sun and its [b]f[/b]ucking hilarious
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4 Replies>Lions have blood. >Blood contains iron. >One billion lions=lots of blood=lots if iron. >Iron is known to be able to absorb the nuclear energy produced by the sun. >Lions win.
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5 RepliesThe suns core reaches 20,000,000 degrees. You will die before you can even touch the sun
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Is it winter time? The sun isn't as strong then
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It depends. Are the lions male or female JK
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[quote]it is day so the sun is turned on[/quote] Lmao
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A stick duh
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1 ReplyWrong. Bees would win
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1 ReplyBungie doesn't need to nerf Sol, they need to buff Lion.
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Hi guys I am just tacking my sun for a walk-👎how dumb
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The lions have to wear sun screen, duh
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2 RepliesThe Sun will burn every last lion because he has never read a thread as stupid as this.
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1 ReplyThis Is Now My Favorite Post.
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1 ReplyYay, this thread came back.
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>The mass of the sun is 1.99 x 10^30 kg. > That's a lot of mass. > Truth activates rings > lions eat H and He from sun. > Everyone loses.
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Ninja lions in sunscreen....? Great now all we need is dogs. But lions obviously win
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2 Replies75% of people are stupid.
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2 RepliesAnd this is a prime example of people who are addicted to smoking the pure essence of retard.
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1 ReplyLions attack at night
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4 RepliesDid people really vote for the 1 billion lions? I think I just lost the last percentage of faith I had to humanity.
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Edited by Devious_Melons: 4/28/2015 5:04:31 PMNuff said
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1 ReplySun is way too OP
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1 ReplyThat is a lot of lions...
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1 Reply>sun sees 1 billion lions in space suits >gets scared >pisses himself >lions win
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1 ReplySaw this somewhere before. Lions would win if they attacked at night
