Before you answer take in consideration...
1) lions are ferocious
[spoiler]like really ferocious[/spoiler]
2) a billion lions is a lot of lions
3) it is day so the sun is turned on
3.5) with a fresh lightbulb and new fuses
-kill count99
4) Sandra is not in space at the moment
5) the sun has no arms
-CorporateHoliday
6) the lions have a store grade sunscreen
-Saltymcsaltman
7) the sun cannot run away but it can move 3 inches every 1000 generations of new lions that are breed after the start of said fight
-woupsea
8) <- that looks like a face!!!
9) <- that doesn't...
10) lions have teeth the sun does not
-TheCosmicCracker
11) the sun is pointy
-OffhandWater
12) the sun can't use a gun
-Mi casa1
Edit for 200: Wow from what I can gather bungie really needs to nerf the sun... Like I'm surprise no one has complained yet... Well hopefully bungie will see my post and get the idea
Edit for 600: ....praise it
Edit for 1000: thank you everyone for keeping this alive, any good points that I should add comment and we will see. Now go and -blam!- right off :)
[u]ATTENTION[/u]
If anyone photoshops a picture of a bunch of lions with space gear floating towards the sun... I will give them a knighthood
Vote away
First posted February 17 2015
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lionmaker would destroy his two little sons with his massive cock
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u should win a small loan of billion lions
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the sun has no brain
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The sun doesn't have a super charge
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The sun it would just laugh at the lions
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Remember to pack your SPF-120
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A billion lions (who mate and produce offspring) could outlast the sun
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The sun is actually a baby face that laughs innocently when the Teletubbies do something humorous.
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Pros of sun - Big and hot[spoiler]like you bb ;)[/spoiler] Pros of lions [spoiler]they're mother-blam!-ing lions[/spoiler]
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The sun is actually pretty hot though. On a scale from one to ten, scientists say it's about a nine. Whats hotter than the sun? You bb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) #ScientificFlirtingIsBestFlirting
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Thank you so much for the post it honestly made my day. [quote]The sun is turned on[/quote]
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Easy. The lions attack at night and kill the sun in his sleep.
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Well are they being led by the narnia lion. Because if so that sweetens the pot..
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As requested.
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The lions would win if they went at night
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Nothing can handle that many lions!
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What if lions are planning a secret ice bucket challenge for the sun?
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Praise the sun \[T]/
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The earth is a penny compared to the size of the sun divide a penny by half and times that by s billion... Doesn't add up bro. And once the lions get close to the sun they'll just burn to death because they don't have any special material to block heat from that kind of temperatures. TL;DR [spoiler]get rekt [/spoiler]
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Bump for lions
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Edited by cry_w: 10/22/2015 8:26:43 PMI did some research, I hope you don't mind. 1000000000 Lions v. 1 Sun 1 Earth = 5.972 x 10^24kg 1 Sun = 1.989 x 10^30kg 1 human = 65kg 7 billion humans = 4.55 x 10^11kg 1 lion = 420 lb = 190.5087954kg 1 billion lions = 1.905087954 x 10^11kg Despite the amount of lions, it is still small compared to the Sun. Even when compared to the Earth, the lions still do not come close. Think about this; there are around 7 billion people on Earth right now. The average mass of a human is 65kg to a lion's 190.5087954kg. Now, multiply the mass of the average human by the population, and what do you get? You get 4.55 x 10^11kg. The mass of all currently existing humans on Earth exceeds that of the hypothetical 1 billion lions, and we don't even come close to the mass of the Earth, much less the Sun. Therefore, the lions will be completely and utterly destroyed by the Sun. Feel free to check my math if you wish. [spoiler]Praise the Sun. :)[/spoiler]
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PRAISE THE SUN
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\[T]/ Praise.
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Edited by Psijic BufFaLo: 10/23/2015 2:55:51 AMMaybe if Cecil was one of the lions
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Edited by Genius: 9/9/2015 1:12:27 PM[quote]it is day so the sun is turned on[quote]
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[quote]It is day so the sun is turned on[/quote] I'm dying right now