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Edited by Cyber:
2/12/2015 8:07:04 PM
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Creepiest Item Descriptions
Are there any item descriptions you think are creepy? Here are mine:
[b]Voidfang Vestments[/b]
"YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE" -Scratched behind a buckle
[b]Necrochasm[/b]
"Eternity is close. Can you feel yourself slipping?"
[b]Eidolon Ally[/b]
"We thought it was inanimate but it had grown... changed. Ghost refuses to analyze it further but I secretly think it has become my friend."
And just for laughs...
[b]I PROTEST[/b]
"It's DISGRACEFUL!"
Keep repeating those to yourself and night....
EDIT 1: Thanks for all the great stuff, we even got DeeJ on this!
EDIT 2: Wow, you guys love DeeJ.
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2 of my favorites are Warlock bonds: "Cryptic and Ineffable" - "You did not receive the bond so you could babble arcane words. Go forth, and burn our enemy." "Blood Maturity" - "I have found that rarest treasure: a pragmatic Warlock." - Saint-14 "What's the largest, fastest, most lethal thing you've ever stopped with your head?" Monitor Type 2 Titan helmet "The Cabal centurion opened up on her at point-blank, and we heard the most fearsome sound. She was laughing." Monitor Type 2 Titan Chest armor
