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Edited by Cyber:
2/12/2015 8:07:04 PM
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Creepiest Item Descriptions
Are there any item descriptions you think are creepy? Here are mine:
[b]Voidfang Vestments[/b]
"YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE" -Scratched behind a buckle
[b]Necrochasm[/b]
"Eternity is close. Can you feel yourself slipping?"
[b]Eidolon Ally[/b]
"We thought it was inanimate but it had grown... changed. Ghost refuses to analyze it further but I secretly think it has become my friend."
And just for laughs...
[b]I PROTEST[/b]
"It's DISGRACEFUL!"
Keep repeating those to yourself and night....
EDIT 1: Thanks for all the great stuff, we even got DeeJ on this!
EDIT 2: Wow, you guys love DeeJ.
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2 RepliesThese are some that are cool/funny/weird to me : The trolley problem/Fusion rifle: " pull the lever. It's the right thing to do" Polite denial 0/1/ hand cannon : " Thanks, but no thanks " Holdfast type 2/Titan chest armor : " I didn't get shot. I never get shot . I just body-checked the missile " Corrective measure/Machine gun : " it breaks the rules of reality as ruthlessly as it shatters your foes " Monolith bleed IV/Warlock gauntlets : " I can't shake hands with warlocks. I just get so nervous they're going to vaporize me" I will post more as I find them :p
