You can't have a DDoS attack if you don't own a console. So, what are you waiting for? Throw that sucker in the garbage!
You can't catch diseases if you don't have a body. So just dunk yourself in acid!
Afraid of getting brutally murdered? *Throws you a revolver* [b]WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?[/b]
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Are you telling me to kill myself?