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Edited by Cyber:
2/12/2015 8:07:04 PM
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Creepiest Item Descriptions
Are there any item descriptions you think are creepy? Here are mine:
[b]Voidfang Vestments[/b]
"YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE" -Scratched behind a buckle
[b]Necrochasm[/b]
"Eternity is close. Can you feel yourself slipping?"
[b]Eidolon Ally[/b]
"We thought it was inanimate but it had grown... changed. Ghost refuses to analyze it further but I secretly think it has become my friend."
And just for laughs...
[b]I PROTEST[/b]
"It's DISGRACEFUL!"
Keep repeating those to yourself and night....
EDIT 1: Thanks for all the great stuff, we even got DeeJ on this!
EDIT 2: Wow, you guys love DeeJ.
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2 Replies"It's seen things you wouldn't believe, and killed them to."
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2 RepliesDeathsinger's Grips- 'Grip the universe, reshape it to your will. Disregard the screams.'
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Edited by Doubletap68: 2/11/2015 8:29:04 PM"It's called the Firebreak Calculus: how much good could I do if I find the right place and fight until I die?" From the Mark of the Martyred uncommon Titan mark. My personal favorite.
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"Their howls of terror mark your arrival". WillBreakers Watch
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4 Replies[u]dogged cage[/u] "One does not need sleeves to keep knives in them" [u]tireless striders[/u] If there is no road then it cannot be long
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Voidfang vestments. And skull of dire ahamkara. "Reality is the finest flesh, oh bearer mine. And are you not... hungry?"
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Hardcase cloak: [i]If you learn nothing else, learn this: When a Hunter takes up the cloak of a dead comrade, this is a vow. [/i] It helps that the thing is bloody and torn.
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1 ReplyFunny one. Problem 78F Cabal military codes allegedly refer to 'death by multiple gunshots' as 'Problem 78, Subsection F'.
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3 Repliesa. aha. ahah. ahahahahahahhahahahahahha
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1 ReplyEdited by NegativeHer0: 2/11/2015 4:09:31 PM[b]Achlyophage Symbiote -"They told me it would [u]eat[/u] my thoughts and leave me full of Light"[/b] & [b]Helm of Inmost Light-"The light shines brightest in those it [u]consumes[/u]."[/b] The light seems hungry..
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2 RepliesHunter VoG boots; "There is very little risk that they will become permanently attached to your body." Well, actually all the hunter VoG gear is creepy as hell.
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Hunger Of Crota: [i][b]I am the eater of hope, would you defy me? [/b][/i] Sends chills down my spine
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1 Replymine is not creepy but amusing HoldFast Type 2 "I didn't get shot. I never get shot. I just body-checked the missile"
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Claws of Ahamkara "Look at all this life, oh bearer mine. There is so much left to burn..."
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They rest on quiet fields afar, for this is no ending BUT THE EYE
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2 RepliesEdited by ChaosRecon95: 2/11/2015 2:42:04 PMNot creepy but my favorite "I didn't get shot. I never get shot. I just body checked the missile." -vanguard Titan chest. Totally something a Titan would say
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2 RepliesThe lucky raspberry one(don't remeber but I know it is weird and kinda creepy)
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5 Replies"I can´s shake hands with Warlocks. I just get so nervous they´re going to vaporize me"- Panahin Errata (Description on the Monolith Bleed lV gauntlets for warloks) "Take what you need from the dead" (On the Gravebreaker 1.3 chestpiece for Hunters) And this one isn´t creepy, but it´s funny as hell: "So I ask Wei Ning: What abput the Darkness itself? What then? And she says:[b] I´ll punch it too[/b]." Panahin Errata This one is on a Titan Gauntlet I have, forgot the name.
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11 RepliesVision of Confluence "What you have seen will mark you forever." Black Hammer "I cannot permit you to exist." Corrective Measure It breaks the rules of reality as ruthlessly as it shatters your foes. Pocket Infinity You cannot shake the feeling that this is less a weapon than a doorway. Thorn "To rend one's enemies is to see them not as equals, but objects—hollow of spirit and meaning." - 13th Understanding, 7th Book of Sorrow Praetorian Foil Erase the future. Thunderlord "They rest quiet on fields afar…for this is no ending, but the eye."
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Word of Crota: "There was life, and He spoke into it; and it was silent, and lived no more." Say what you may about this hand cannon. It sounds like something that would be found in a Hive religious text. Creepy.
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I didn't get shot... I just body checked a missile ~some Titan crap
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2 RepliesThere's a hunter cloak that says it's made from the cloaks of weaker hunters. I don't have it so I can't say it specifically. I think it's awesome/ a bit creepy.
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1 ReplyEver read the don't touch me? Kinda make me worry about going through any vex gates, might lose your arm. Makes you wonder if we are really the good guys.
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2 Replies[b]Achylophage Symbiote[/b] "They told me it would eat my thoughts and leave me full of light."
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3 RepliesThe symbiote hunter helmet "They said it would eat my thoughts and leave me full of light " Wtfffff
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Let's make a deal. . . -The Devil You Know
