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Edited by Cyber:
2/12/2015 8:07:04 PM
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Creepiest Item Descriptions
Are there any item descriptions you think are creepy? Here are mine:
[b]Voidfang Vestments[/b]
"YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE" -Scratched behind a buckle
[b]Necrochasm[/b]
"Eternity is close. Can you feel yourself slipping?"
[b]Eidolon Ally[/b]
"We thought it was inanimate but it had grown... changed. Ghost refuses to analyze it further but I secretly think it has become my friend."
And just for laughs...
[b]I PROTEST[/b]
"It's DISGRACEFUL!"
Keep repeating those to yourself and night....
EDIT 1: Thanks for all the great stuff, we even got DeeJ on this!
EDIT 2: Wow, you guys love DeeJ.
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1 ReplyRed death grimoire: [b]it is a guardian killer[/b]
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I absolutely love the Necro's description, very apt, and just saying it sounds awesome
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Not really creepy but I liked it... Uppercut Payload "Knee shaker/nose breaker"
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2 RepliesWhat is the gun that has the description of a rocket launcher that foresees screaming and explosions and the owner is like "you would mate, you're a rocket launcher" or something like that?
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2 RepliesEdited by Gwiio: 7/7/2015 7:20:57 AMWhat about the achlyophage symbiotic? "They told me it would eat my thoughts and leave me full of light"
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1 Replywhy would the speaker sell this!
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7 RepliesThe Voidfangs are like all Aharmkara gear. For example, Young Spine says "give your arm, oh bearer mine. Let me help you fill the world with teeth" and the Claws of Aharmkara says "look at all this life, oh bearer mine. There is so much left to burn". And, as of right now, I don't possess the Skull of Dire Aharmkara. Can someone remind me? I know the exotic perk is called "delusions of grandeur"
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2 Replies"Nothing has ever died wearing me" "It's true. She leaves the unworthy before they fall"
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12 RepliesSeriously? No one thinks the Mythoclast's flavor text is creepy? Well I do. Mythoclast: "...A causal loop in the weapon's mechanism, suggesting that the firing process somehow binds space and time into..." If you know anything about physics and/or quantum physics you'll understand immediately why its creepy.
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The Halloween consumables are pretty creepy. Jackolyte "The Hive may haunt the dreams of children, but you haunt the dreams of the Hive." Flight of Shadows "Are you the dream of a sleeping god? Or the nightmare of a dead one?"
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"Don't you find it odd how the one named The Speaker never has anything useful to say?" Trials of Osiris Helm
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I think the rams is kind of funny
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It used to be Bad Juju before it got changed "If you believe your weapon wants to murder all existence then so it will" but they switched out the murder for end
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41 Replies"Skull of dire ahamkara" -Reality is the finest flesh, oh bearer mine. And are you not... hungry? "Young ahamkara's spine" -Give me your arm, oh bearer mine. Let me help you fill the world with teeth. "Claws of ahamkara" -Look at all this life, oh bearer mine. There is so much left to burn...
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4 RepliesA VoG peace that talks about having a chance of not being able to remove it I forget the exact words and the peace.
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Achliophage Symbiote: "They said it would eat my thoughts and leave me full of light".. Like, what the F?
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2 RepliesThe Ram "...PRAISE ME..." To me it's also kind of cool because it can be a Doctor Who Easter egg.
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Black hammer, I cannot permit you to exist.
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1 ReplyThe comedian
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[b]Bad Juju[/b] "If you believe your weapon wants to end all existence, then so it will." Toland the Shattered
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2 RepliesHunters can be hard to lead. I suggest you imply you are from an alternate future where they are all dead- Unity Clade As I main a Lock i think this is pretty funny.
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2 RepliesThe Ram ... PRAISE ME ...
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Ram- ...PRAISE ME...
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Comedian: Haha, Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
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1 ReplyBlack Hammer "[i]I cannot permit you to exist[/i]" Awesome subtext.
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Fang of Ir Yût This is the shape and the point of the tooth; nothing has ever lived that will not die.
