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Edited by Cyber:
2/12/2015 8:07:04 PM
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Creepiest Item Descriptions
Are there any item descriptions you think are creepy? Here are mine:
[b]Voidfang Vestments[/b]
"YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE" -Scratched behind a buckle
[b]Necrochasm[/b]
"Eternity is close. Can you feel yourself slipping?"
[b]Eidolon Ally[/b]
"We thought it was inanimate but it had grown... changed. Ghost refuses to analyze it further but I secretly think it has become my friend."
And just for laughs...
[b]I PROTEST[/b]
"It's DISGRACEFUL!"
Keep repeating those to yourself and night....
EDIT 1: Thanks for all the great stuff, we even got DeeJ on this!
EDIT 2: Wow, you guys love DeeJ.
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8 RepliesThe old Red Death flavor text was this: "Vanguard policy urges Guardians to destroy this weapon on site. It is a Guardian killer." Not sure why it was changed though.
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4 RepliesIt's seen things you wouldn't believe. Killed most of them too. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Become the monster. -Final Boss
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3 Replies[quote] "I could flense you apart, molecule by squirming molecule. It is within my power." - Toland the Shattered[/quote]
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2 RepliesCheck out my YouTube https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCG2eQvFCV5hfw-Ek8x6WjIw - channel name ATTICUS SHoTz
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1 ReplyAny gear that involves the Ahamkara, including Voidfang Vestments and the Bones of Eao.
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4 Replies"Your mission: protect The City. Look better than Warlocks. But don't look like you're trying." - Pahanin Errata Not creepy but I need to find this cloak
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2 RepliesThere One a Titan Class item its a blue and it says something about being killed by thorn while he was on a streak
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Edited by Pancake: 7/8/2015 6:46:49 AM…a causal loop within the weapon's mechanism suggesting that the firing process somehow binds space and time into…
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...PRAISE ME...
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4 RepliesI've always like a bunch of the warlock stuff Heart of the Praxic Fire "In that last moment she seemed as wholly luminescent as the Sun, and I wished to be so brave." Who was she? Purifier Robes "Fire is the breaking of bonds. Fire is freedom. We must be swift and through in our liberation" Obsidian Mind Power from the ash
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Not creepy but funny- a titan mark "It was not a significant bullet"
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"LET ME HELP YOU FILL THE WORLD WITH TEETH" - a dentist probably
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The dots at the beginning and end of the description of the Vex Mythoclast connect. It's an eternal loop.
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3 Repliesnot scary but the entire spearhead titan set is hilarious
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"They told me it would eat my thoughts and leave me full of Light."
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Word Of Crota - There was life, and He spoke unto It, It was silent and lived no more.
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"Let's make a deal..."
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"It's all in the execution" - carnivore match
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Abyss defiant - "we will not go quietly"
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3 RepliesThe ram [i]PRAISE ME![/i] It's basicly doctor who
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10 Replies[b] [/b]
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1 ReplyI foresee fire. Fire and screams. FWC Grimoire reference?
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Edited by hx: 7/7/2015 9:57:58 PM[i]"If there's beauty in destruction, why not also in its delivery?"[/i]
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The third man is messed it.. "It wasn't me.. It was the third man."
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...PRAISE ME... (the ram)
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1 ReplyRed death grimoire: [b]it is a guardian killer[/b]
