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Edited by Cyber:
2/12/2015 8:07:04 PM
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Creepiest Item Descriptions
Are there any item descriptions you think are creepy? Here are mine:
[b]Voidfang Vestments[/b]
"YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE" -Scratched behind a buckle
[b]Necrochasm[/b]
"Eternity is close. Can you feel yourself slipping?"
[b]Eidolon Ally[/b]
"We thought it was inanimate but it had grown... changed. Ghost refuses to analyze it further but I secretly think it has become my friend."
And just for laughs...
[b]I PROTEST[/b]
"It's DISGRACEFUL!"
Keep repeating those to yourself and night....
EDIT 1: Thanks for all the great stuff, we even got DeeJ on this!
EDIT 2: Wow, you guys love DeeJ.
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"The light shines brightest in those it consumes"
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3 RepliesTry and guess this one: "A small noise penetrated the silence. I knew it wasn't me. Dead people can't speak"
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Repent! The end is nigh!!
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The Revelator: [i]Repent! Repent![/i]
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2 RepliesMy time is nye as I fight with dying breath I clutch thy close and pull the trigger the enemy falls as I fade away victorious.-something I made up.
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1 ReplyGotta go with Echo 3-3 myself.
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[b]Truth[/b] ...it's where you seek it... [b]Party Crasher +1[/b] I said INVITE ONLY!
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"Many followed him when he left - if not with their feet, then with their hearts." - Fractal Scrolls
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The door is locked. Carving of a helmet...
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2 RepliesNecrocasm- It'll suck your dick
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All of the ahamkara items have really creepy descriptions.
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It wasn't me. It was the Third Man.
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10 RepliesEdited by SavanThe7: 6/21/2015 5:53:22 PMI'm surprised there is no love for Pocket Infinity. This one has always intrigued me the most. [i]"You cannot shake the feeling this is less a weapon than a doorway."[/i] [b]A doorway to what exactly?[/b]
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Achlyophage Symbiote [i]They told me it would eat my thoughts and leave me full of light.[/i]
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Edited by britishninja99: 7/8/2015 5:05:34 PMDefinitely Claws of Ahamkhara [i]Look at all this life, oh bearer mine. There is so much left to burn.[/i]
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1 Reply"Delivering the inevitable. One pull at a time." - Fatebringer
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2 RepliesEdited by ajpuleo: 7/8/2015 7:00:22 AMDreg's Promise "I am a marvel with ten thousand arms." Directly from one of the ghost fragments. Let me find which one... Edit: Ghost Fragment: Fallen 2 A dreg finds some kind of story amidst a wrecked fallen ship. After reading it, he deletes it and says "I know what no one else knows and now I am a marvel with ten thousand arms." Creepy if you ask me
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Warlock boots- We learned to blink from warlocks but don't admit that - in a hunters journal this one is my favorite
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4 Repliesi have a Warlock helm that says. leading hunters can be difficult, i suggest you imply you are from a future where they are all dead! so multiverse and time travel hint?
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2 RepliesNot Creepy But Insulting To Warlocks: Tell the Warlocks your Cloak is frabjous. They respect words they don't understand.
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My favorite might be dregs promise '[i]I am a marvel with a thousand arms[/i] or wetworks cloak '[i](the flavor text of this weapon has been purposely redacted)[/i]
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5 Replies[b]The Ram[/b] ...praise me...
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Voidfang vestment for sure
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2 RepliesQuiz: Which one is this one --> Would u defi me? I'm the eater of hope!
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8 RepliesThe old Red Death flavor text was this: "Vanguard policy urges Guardians to destroy this weapon on site. It is a Guardian killer." Not sure why it was changed though.
