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Edited by Cyber:
2/12/2015 8:07:04 PM
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Creepiest Item Descriptions
Are there any item descriptions you think are creepy? Here are mine:
[b]Voidfang Vestments[/b]
"YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE" -Scratched behind a buckle
[b]Necrochasm[/b]
"Eternity is close. Can you feel yourself slipping?"
[b]Eidolon Ally[/b]
"We thought it was inanimate but it had grown... changed. Ghost refuses to analyze it further but I secretly think it has become my friend."
And just for laughs...
[b]I PROTEST[/b]
"It's DISGRACEFUL!"
Keep repeating those to yourself and night....
EDIT 1: Thanks for all the great stuff, we even got DeeJ on this!
EDIT 2: Wow, you guys love DeeJ.
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4 RepliesEdited by Trexus: 2/13/2015 3:38:33 AMNot creepy but I find this funny Contrary to hunters beliefs, floofing about is not an acceptable term for gliding Also A boot is only a boot, unless it is a warlock boot, them there are perks Also Grip settings range from, exquisite corress to unrelenting fist that knows no mercy
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1 ReplyThe garden grows a tree of silver wings. The leaves are ruin. The bark a disaster. Of seeds we do not speek
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Little Light Don't call me that!
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4 RepliesNot creepy but one of my favorites is: First do *no harm. For values of *no approaching vast and permanent.
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Lucky Raspberry's is very cool. "No one has ever died wearing me. # It's true. She leaves the unworthy before they fall".
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5 RepliesCrota's end warlock gloves. Description: Grip the world, reshape it, disregard the screams.
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Pretorian Foil [i]Erase the future.[/i] Simple and morbid
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Edited by Squibsallotl: 7/9/2015 4:16:00 AM"You cannot shake the feeling that this is less a weapon than a doorway." "Listen. Some stars won't stop calling to us."
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2 RepliesFor all my hunters If you learn nothing else, learn this: when a Hunter takes up the cloak of a dead comrade, this is a vow. -Hardcase cloak
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1 ReplyWitness.
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[i]Look around. They will all betray you. Flee screaming into the black forest.[/i]
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12 Replies"What's the Crucible really training us for? What if some day this stops being a game?" Hunter Cape "Artificial Selection" from the House of Wolves content leak. Everything about that is a little f-ed
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Burn the World. Burn it all.
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2 Replies"I don't get shot. I never get shot. I just body checked the missile." -Titan Chest Piece
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3 Replies[b]Cover Of Exile[/b] "Don't you find it strange that the one called The Speaker rarely has anything useful to say?" —Sayings of the Disciples. I think bungie insults our intelligence with this one, cheeky bastards.
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Fear eater set for hunter
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"They told me it would eat my thoughts and leave me full of light" - Achlyophage Symbiote
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1 ReplyVoC I don't remember what it is.
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2 RepliesBones of Eao has a cool one
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3 RepliesI think my favorite one is a blue hand cannon. Backhanded Compliment says "you look good in red." Too bad it's not legendary.
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2 RepliesMy favorite is a rare cloak for hunters: [i]"Tell a warlock it's too complex. Tell a Titan only a madman would go."[/i]
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1 ReplyThe hunger is all of it, and it is all of hunger.
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1 ReplyTHE LORD WILL HOLD COURT TODAY
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8 RepliesMythoclast is the most clever ...a casual loop within the weapons mechanism,suggesting that the firing process somehow binds space and time into...
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1 ReplyThe wee little antennae is always getting shot off - a Titan hat
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"The light shines brightest in those it consumes"
