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Edited by Cyber:
2/12/2015 8:07:04 PM
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Creepiest Item Descriptions
Are there any item descriptions you think are creepy? Here are mine:
[b]Voidfang Vestments[/b]
"YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE" -Scratched behind a buckle
[b]Necrochasm[/b]
"Eternity is close. Can you feel yourself slipping?"
[b]Eidolon Ally[/b]
"We thought it was inanimate but it had grown... changed. Ghost refuses to analyze it further but I secretly think it has become my friend."
And just for laughs...
[b]I PROTEST[/b]
"It's DISGRACEFUL!"
Keep repeating those to yourself and night....
EDIT 1: Thanks for all the great stuff, we even got DeeJ on this!
EDIT 2: Wow, you guys love DeeJ.
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Edited by Theomach: 2/11/2015 7:10:00 PMThey rest quiet on fields afar...for this is no ending, but the eye
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"One doesn't need sleeves to keep knives inside them." It's also my Xbox bio
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Part of the exotic bounty for Bad Juju is hilarious. Something like "...your ghost also look...delicious. You'd best take this to the gunsmith soon." Not an exact quote but...lol but...a ghost being delicious. Awesome
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[b][i]Mask of the Third Man[/i][/b] "It wasn't me, it was the Third Man." I don't know if it's creepy or cool, but I sure don't understand it. Lol [spoiler]Actually, what is creepy about that helmet is in the Bungie app. Inspect someone sometime with that helmet. It's creepy cause the lights aren't on, and it seriously looks like 3 eyes. [/spoiler]
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Edited by TheMighty3X: 2/11/2015 5:08:43 PMAll the Ahamkara armor pieces are pretty creepy: "Look at all this life, oh bearer of mine. There is so much left to burn..." [b]-Claws of Ahamkara[/b] "Reality is the finest flesh, oh bearer mine. And are you not…hungry?"[b] -Skull of Dire Ahamkara[/b] "Give me your arm, oh bearer mine. Let me help you fill the world with teeth." [b]-Young Ahamkara's Spine[/b] Makes sense since the Ahamkaras had a symbotic effect on Guardians who wore them.
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What you have seen will mark you forever. (Vision Of Confluence)
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"Their howls of terror will mark your arrival." -willbreakers watch
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[b]Cuirass of the Hezen Lords[/b] "Slept in the armor last night. Woke to feel my heart stuttering to the pattern of an unknown signal."
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3 RepliesA. A ha. A ha ha. A ha ha ha ha ha ha. -[b]The Comedian[/b]
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- Husk of the Pit is pretty creepy too. - The Ram (upcoming Warlock exotic). - All the Ahamkara exotics.
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Edited by Sparknish: 2/11/2015 6:05:57 PM[b]Light of the Abyss[/b] [i]In the dark beyond the Hellmouth, There is a [b]terrible[/b] need for light. [/i]
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1 ReplyOne of the exotic hunter helmets "they told me it would eat my face "
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4 RepliesBest one is DURGA-GNT Type 0 "I am a DURGA-GNT SKULL BUCKET. Please bucket your skull before entering combat." I love it
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9 RepliesThese aren't creepy but I like them Dusk Tread (warlock boots): Contrary to hunter assertion, "floofing about" is not an acceptable term for gliding Doctor Nope: do no* harm For values of no approaching vast and permanent
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1 Reply[quote][b]Eidolon Ally[/b] "We thought it was inanimate but it had grown... changed. Ghost refuses to analyze it further but I secretly think it has become my friend.[/quote] MOM! I FOUND A FRIEND!
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2 of my favorites are Warlock bonds: "Cryptic and Ineffable" - "You did not receive the bond so you could babble arcane words. Go forth, and burn our enemy." "Blood Maturity" - "I have found that rarest treasure: a pragmatic Warlock." - Saint-14 "What's the largest, fastest, most lethal thing you've ever stopped with your head?" Monitor Type 2 Titan helmet "The Cabal centurion opened up on her at point-blank, and we heard the most fearsome sound. She was laughing." Monitor Type 2 Titan Chest armor
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2 Replies[quote]Are there any item descriptions you think are creepy? Here are mine: [b]Voidfang Vestments[/b] "YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE" -Scratched behind a buckle [b]Necrochasm[/b] "Eternity is close. Can you feel yourself slipping?" [b]Eidolon Ally[/b] "We thought it was inanimate but it had grown... changed. Ghost refuses to analyze it further but I secretly think it has become my friend." Keep repeating those to yourself and night.... EDIT 1: Thanks for all the great stuff, we even got DeeJ on this![/quote] If you believe your weapon wants to murder all existence, then so it will- Bad JuJu
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People in this thread can't even understand or are just getting what descriptions mean, like the Vex Mythoclast's loop is a loop. [b]How did Bungie ever expect you guys to understand the lore through Grimoire???[/b]
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1 ReplyDeathsinger's Grip: "Grip the universe. Reshape it. Disregard the screams."
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1 ReplyNot creepy but still my favorites: Praetorian Foil- "Erase the future" Black Hammer- " I cannot permit you to exist"
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Bad JuJu something like this "if you believe your weapon wants to kill everything in the universe, then so it shall"
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Some uncommon Hunter cloak: one boast goes "when cabal see my cloak they flee." Another goes "look at all these dead cabal!" Not scary, but it made me laugh.
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My favorite is the description from the shark whisperer ship. I think it's something like no ship, that's not a seal
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6 RepliesRed Death- Vanguard policy urges guardians to destroy this weapon on sight. I don't think its really as creepy as i think it's powerful.
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11 RepliesHey guys, shouting in from [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Xbox/512080]Diablo Dragonz[/url] and really liking this thread. It never hit me before, but with all these deliciously creepy descriptions... are we even sure we're playing as the good guys? I mean, as much as we're "defending the last city of light", why are we invading other worlds and killing anything that moves when they're leaving the tower COMPLETELY ALONE??? I don't know about you guys, but I don't remember seeing any defense systems posted on the tower. Does it have a big titan ward around it? I mean, how did they ever get the upper hand if we have friggin NOVA BOMBS and TITAN SMASHES. And who needs to worry about defense when you can self revive and camp out in a bubble??? (To all my hunters out there, I'm sorry, but I'm not convinced the Golden Gun with such limited bullets or turning invisible and trying to melee someone to death would have protected the planet quite as well.) Wouldn't that be a wonderfully evil plot twist to find out we're the bad guys at the end of all this. Guardians my -BLAM-. Poor Atheon and Crota, waking up one day and saying, "Yo, who are all these little -BLAM-ers shooting up my house and all my children? And then they have the nerve to put on gear that makes them look exactly like us??? -BLAM- NO!" If you woke up to find rats in your house attacking your children, you'd try to kill them too! Aw man, you see what you did with this thread man... I'll never be able to kill a thrall without a tear in my eye again. As for my contribution to creepiest quote, I love my Dragon's Breath "Burn the world. Burn it all." SO FRIGGIN EVIL MAN
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I find the Ghost Angel gauntlets one unsettling: "As we climbed the tern cliffs he moved their nests aside, real gently. At the top he strangled the Fallen sentry. Same hands." Achlyophage Symbiote - doesn't exactly sound like a good thing: "They told me it would eat my thoughts and leave me full of Light."
