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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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1 Reply•I get a degree in genetics. •I genetically modify a woodchuck that can chuck wood. •I keep it locked in a cage for a week with no food. •I set it in a few feet in away from the box. •I attach a drill to it's face. •I dangle a piece of wood in front of it's face. •It charges, and I pull up the wood at the last second, sending it running full speed toward the box. •Collision •Opened
