I met a squeaker today while picking up a couple of fill-ins for a Crota raid with my clan. We were all in a party, so when the new guys joined my "ambassador" would go to game chat to make sure they knew what they were doing. That's when it happened.
Psaud, our metaphorical "Speaker," left the party as usual to discuss the raid strat before we began, to make sure they were there for the right CP and could listen well, etc.
Then suddenly, only moments after leaving the party and moments after I invited the fill-ins to the party, Psaud's voice, frantic and obviously boiling with fear, rambled through our mics: "You gotta boot this kid! He's the worst squeaker I've ever heard! He'll never stop talking! He'll- *Squeaker001 has joined the party*... oh hey man."
The raid begins. We're at the Crota checkpoint, hard mode, and we're all packed with heavy synths and ready to go--well, almost all of us.
"Squeaker, are you ready?" I asked.
"Give me a minute, I have to do the heavy glitch."
First of all, I was shocked that he even payed enough attention to figure out the glitch, but I played along, as did my team. It was late, we wanted to get this done.
"Alright, ready. Middle strat, right?"
Everyone aghast, my clanmate Sammy responds with a single breath that depleted as soon as he started his words: "..That's right.."
Did this squeaker know what he was doing?
"Who has the sword?" He asked.
"That would be me," replied Sammy. We took our positions, and Sammy ran to grab the sword from the ashy remains of the Swordbearer.
"Ready, go!"
Sammy leapt from his perch on a rock straight up to Crota's heel, who kneeled promptly from 4 rockets that all hit him in beautiful unison.
The squeaker had not said a word. At this point I could tell in their hesitant voices that they were careful not to excite him. The next sword phase passed, no squeaker voice was made audible. The ogre phase passed, still nothing.
"Is everyone good on heavy ammo?" Sammy said. I could tell that he was thrown by the initial squeakidge and now the lack thereof. No voice above a tenor replied. I couldn't help myself. I had to know why this squeaker was so quiet, and why every stereotype of a squeaker had just been debunked at its seam.
"Hey [Squeaker], you good?" I asked.
"Yeah, I'm fine." He sounded normal, no frustration, no hesitation in his voice. His normality was perplexing.
"Why are you so quiet?" quizzed Adam. We waited with bated breath for the conundrum to be solved.
"Everyone hates my voice, so I just listen and do whatever I'm told. I don't want to annoy anyone, I just want to get the job done."
About ten seconds went by where not a soul could be heard save the screeches of thralls and the snarls of the Hive god above us. The first noise heard was a clapping noise. Then another. Slow, but the cadence in it was undeniable; Squeaker was getting an ovation. We all put our controllers down, and before the squeaker knew it we were all standing in front of our screens, applauding the living, breathing anomaly before us.
The raid ended, Crota turned to nothing, and to orbit we went.
"Thanks for letting me play, guys. Have a good one." said the squeaker.
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We never got to respond to that kid, but I think we could have been in the presence of someone that will turn out to be an inspiration to squeakers everywhere. I didn't use his real tag out of respect to his privacy. I can only dream of meeting a squeaker like that again.
Pray that you may one day experience the same.
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Edited by 에그시: 2/10/2015 4:53:32 AMThis made the 7 remaining minutes of my day (11:53 p.m.)
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Needle in the haystack
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10/10 -Deej
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10/10 would read again
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Ummm. I like this story. I'm not a squeaker btw :P
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I'm glad you had a good experience with a youngster but all this crap about "ambassador" is a little off-putting
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beautiful
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you had me at "beautiful unison" well written.
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This is what I'm like. I'm 14 so but my voice is a little higher-pitched than normal. If I play with ransoms and not my raid group I just shut up and don't talk much. You don't annoy them and you get your job done and make callouts when needed then it's fine. The only time I talk when I'm swordbearer is for rockets on Crota and when I'm really low. Just get your job done and you will be respected.
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Edited by MFN Zac Efron: 2/10/2015 3:39:34 AMI posted on LFG about a month ago looking for a Crota run. Got a message from a random asking to join, so I let this person in. A few minutes later we find out its a squeeker. He admits he's only 10 years old. But this squeeker was polite, quiet and very good at this game. No joke this kid knew all the strats and was tearing it up killing shit left and right. My fireteam and I were impressed not only by his skill but the fact that this was no normal squeeker. Needless to say I added him on xbl and he raids with me almost on a weekly basis. He joined me in a hardmode Crota cp the other day and I got to watch a 10 year old sword bearer down Crota like it was nothing. Honestly it was inspiring because I've never really ran the sword myself other than a couple times on normal. Some of these kids (squeekers) are actually pretty cool and have some serious skillz.
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Me personally I'm 12 and my friends say I ain't nothing like a squeaker, I don't talk constantly, I don't scream if something goes wrong I just want to get the job done ASAP. So not all squeakers are "bad" or annoying, I should add in too (not bragging) but I finished Crota on hard in the first 9 hours and I was swordbearing, so there's another example of not all squeakers being bad/annoying
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Edited by Bvsed-Raijin: 2/10/2015 3:34:48 AMSo does this mean Xûr is selling No Land Beyond?
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Delivered the lolz. Good job m7+1 repped
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Bump. I don't know why people hate squeakers. Give them a chance like this guy did. Only if they are butts and don't listen after 30 min of explanations
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Nice fan fiction. 5/5 Would read again.
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Dude! The same thing happened to me when i ran the raid on friday, it has to be a fluke or maybe we got the same squeaker running his alts or something.
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Congrats to you, anonymous young adult. May you read this post and feel pride!
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Lol that's cool, but at the same time I think it's a little rude you referred to him as squeaker the whole time. But hey, got respect for him. If I had a high voice that's how I'd wanna do it. Get the job done.
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This is what I've always done, one time a whole raid group I guess were friends and they all left to go pick up McDonalds.
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You have met a King among squeakers.
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My problem is respect. Since half of this community doesn't have the balls to take the lead and admit if they -blam!-ed up, I'm the leader 90% of the time. I'm 15, and my voice is not squeaky. But what I do note is a lack of respect for younger players. No matter how mature I try to act, they think they know more about the game because they're older. So I've learned not to give any sort of tone, and sound really creepy with a flat voice throughout the entire raid. I won't be friendly if their going to be -blam!-s and not listen to orders (which, by the way, are what they should be doing anyway). I'll speak when needed, and have fun trying to get a conversation out of me. I'm sick of these stupid people. I want my loot, and I want to be gone
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"but I think we could have been in the presence of someone that will turn out to be an inspiration to squeakers everywhere." Quite possibly one of the best lines I have seen on this forum, haha.
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so so much respect to him right now I, on the other hand, never had to be a squeaker; I'm 15, and people think I'm 22 or so
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I'd raid with that kid.
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Someone [b]up-vote[/b] this so I can show my friend xD
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Edited by Mcomputer: 2/10/2015 3:27:56 AMThis was beautifully written. Wonderful. It actually kinda hit me in the feels when he admitted to his squeaking.