I met a squeaker today while picking up a couple of fill-ins for a Crota raid with my clan. We were all in a party, so when the new guys joined my "ambassador" would go to game chat to make sure they knew what they were doing. That's when it happened.
Psaud, our metaphorical "Speaker," left the party as usual to discuss the raid strat before we began, to make sure they were there for the right CP and could listen well, etc.
Then suddenly, only moments after leaving the party and moments after I invited the fill-ins to the party, Psaud's voice, frantic and obviously boiling with fear, rambled through our mics: "You gotta boot this kid! He's the worst squeaker I've ever heard! He'll never stop talking! He'll- *Squeaker001 has joined the party*... oh hey man."
The raid begins. We're at the Crota checkpoint, hard mode, and we're all packed with heavy synths and ready to go--well, almost all of us.
"Squeaker, are you ready?" I asked.
"Give me a minute, I have to do the heavy glitch."
First of all, I was shocked that he even payed enough attention to figure out the glitch, but I played along, as did my team. It was late, we wanted to get this done.
"Alright, ready. Middle strat, right?"
Everyone aghast, my clanmate Sammy responds with a single breath that depleted as soon as he started his words: "..That's right.."
Did this squeaker know what he was doing?
"Who has the sword?" He asked.
"That would be me," replied Sammy. We took our positions, and Sammy ran to grab the sword from the ashy remains of the Swordbearer.
"Ready, go!"
Sammy leapt from his perch on a rock straight up to Crota's heel, who kneeled promptly from 4 rockets that all hit him in beautiful unison.
The squeaker had not said a word. At this point I could tell in their hesitant voices that they were careful not to excite him. The next sword phase passed, no squeaker voice was made audible. The ogre phase passed, still nothing.
"Is everyone good on heavy ammo?" Sammy said. I could tell that he was thrown by the initial squeakidge and now the lack thereof. No voice above a tenor replied. I couldn't help myself. I had to know why this squeaker was so quiet, and why every stereotype of a squeaker had just been debunked at its seam.
"Hey [Squeaker], you good?" I asked.
"Yeah, I'm fine." He sounded normal, no frustration, no hesitation in his voice. His normality was perplexing.
"Why are you so quiet?" quizzed Adam. We waited with bated breath for the conundrum to be solved.
"Everyone hates my voice, so I just listen and do whatever I'm told. I don't want to annoy anyone, I just want to get the job done."
About ten seconds went by where not a soul could be heard save the screeches of thralls and the snarls of the Hive god above us. The first noise heard was a clapping noise. Then another. Slow, but the cadence in it was undeniable; Squeaker was getting an ovation. We all put our controllers down, and before the squeaker knew it we were all standing in front of our screens, applauding the living, breathing anomaly before us.
The raid ended, Crota turned to nothing, and to orbit we went.
"Thanks for letting me play, guys. Have a good one." said the squeaker.
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We never got to respond to that kid, but I think we could have been in the presence of someone that will turn out to be an inspiration to squeakers everywhere. I didn't use his real tag out of respect to his privacy. I can only dream of meeting a squeaker like that again.
Pray that you may one day experience the same.
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I met a similar squeaker last night running nightfalls, he said that people don't like his voice so he doesn't talk much.
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#hetherealmvp... but for real though they are either kick ass and dont say much or are annoying as hell like drunk old men...ive ran into both
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Past raids, look on the app for Crota raid and look for the gt.
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Hey you should do more stuff with him
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Nice if only all them were like that
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If only all were like that. Him and every other squeaker out there who is like him, i applaud you and hope to raid at least once with a squeaker who doesnt scream their damn lungs out
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Best swordbearer I've ever witnessed was a 13 year old Australian squeaker. Watching him threw me off my game because I felt like I was witnessing the return of Jesus Christ.
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I cri, erytim
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It's... Beautiful
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Played with a guy today who wasn't a squeaker. Every time he died, he'd scream at the top of his lungs. I kid you not when I say he sounded just like that fat kid from that old Counter Strike flash video of that kid getting destroyed.
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This sounds so perfect I think it is fake. Every squeaker I have it my group does tht squeal/ mating call tht makes your ears bleed everything he takes damage, and gets booted about 10 mins later
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That damn squeaker deserve be part of a team if you ask me.... I mean some of us were squeakers once too
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What's the username of said squeaker! Let him be known
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TBH I feel bad for "squeekers" in general. It is sad that people are going to judge someone based on the sound of their voice and the kids don't even get a chance half the time. I could care less about the pitch of your voice. As long as you play right and don't try to be annoying.
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There is HOPE!!!!
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Thought they were all out at the Sponge Bob Movie. Which I'll be honest makes me kinda jealous
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There is hope for the future
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I'll admit I have a hard time understanding the frustration... Though I've had the pleasure of watching my friend go through a few painful raids on Xbox when my PSN was down. At 26, I'm often one of the youngest in the group. I really want to see the average age on each system. I'm convinced there's a solid 10 year gap.
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I actually stumbled on a pre LFG session once before Crota while trying to get a vault run completed. It was a series of players in the tower who sent an invite out rather than a volley, and actually placed a description in the message. I joined out of curiosity. Immediately I was greeted by not one but 5 squeekers, who immediately apologized for being "chipmunks" and asked if I would come with them regardless. I really didn't care, so long as we managed things. Now this was new Atheon days, and a few of these guys were 28's and 29's. I was anticipating a mess but was also bored and thought why not. It turned out to be the cleanest run I had been in to date. I do wish more would post with experiences like we've had, and bravo.
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so... many... tears
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How come i never get your squeakers :(
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My 5 friends and I raided the other night for over 2 hours with no luck in killing Crota... 3 of the friends left to go to bed and we went to the forums, we picked up 2 guys and one guy said "hold on I've got a friend on but he's a 31" we all agreed that he could join since it's still doable with a 31 or two in your group. So he pops in the party and the original guy is like "Yo man, you there?" and that's when it happened... he spoke and everyone's worst nightmare... a squeaker, speaking through his kinect.......... We briefed him on our strategy telling him exactly what to do and when to do it. We thought we had him coached up and started it up and he ran straight out we wiped. So we laid out our strategy again and one of my buddies sent me a text with the exact words "I have no faith" I sent back "I'll give him 2 more attempts and I'm going to bed" so we started our second run and someone else died in the crystal room so we wiped. This was my last attempt, we ran the squeaker through the strategy one last time. We started the third attempt and the crystal room went perfect, no deaths plenty of orbs, then we run outside, down Crota once, twice then run to the ogre room. Run back out down Crota one last time and............... . . . Victory! It was an absolute miracle but we probably made that kid's day or week. We got lucky and he didn't talk a whole lot, but when he did he was asking a somewhat silly question, I didn't care though because I got my W for the week.
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Noob question but whats a squeaker?
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Cool fake life story, bro.