I met a squeaker today while picking up a couple of fill-ins for a Crota raid with my clan. We were all in a party, so when the new guys joined my "ambassador" would go to game chat to make sure they knew what they were doing. That's when it happened.
Psaud, our metaphorical "Speaker," left the party as usual to discuss the raid strat before we began, to make sure they were there for the right CP and could listen well, etc.
Then suddenly, only moments after leaving the party and moments after I invited the fill-ins to the party, Psaud's voice, frantic and obviously boiling with fear, rambled through our mics: "You gotta boot this kid! He's the worst squeaker I've ever heard! He'll never stop talking! He'll- *Squeaker001 has joined the party*... oh hey man."
The raid begins. We're at the Crota checkpoint, hard mode, and we're all packed with heavy synths and ready to go--well, almost all of us.
"Squeaker, are you ready?" I asked.
"Give me a minute, I have to do the heavy glitch."
First of all, I was shocked that he even payed enough attention to figure out the glitch, but I played along, as did my team. It was late, we wanted to get this done.
"Alright, ready. Middle strat, right?"
Everyone aghast, my clanmate Sammy responds with a single breath that depleted as soon as he started his words: "..That's right.."
Did this squeaker know what he was doing?
"Who has the sword?" He asked.
"That would be me," replied Sammy. We took our positions, and Sammy ran to grab the sword from the ashy remains of the Swordbearer.
"Ready, go!"
Sammy leapt from his perch on a rock straight up to Crota's heel, who kneeled promptly from 4 rockets that all hit him in beautiful unison.
The squeaker had not said a word. At this point I could tell in their hesitant voices that they were careful not to excite him. The next sword phase passed, no squeaker voice was made audible. The ogre phase passed, still nothing.
"Is everyone good on heavy ammo?" Sammy said. I could tell that he was thrown by the initial squeakidge and now the lack thereof. No voice above a tenor replied. I couldn't help myself. I had to know why this squeaker was so quiet, and why every stereotype of a squeaker had just been debunked at its seam.
"Hey [Squeaker], you good?" I asked.
"Yeah, I'm fine." He sounded normal, no frustration, no hesitation in his voice. His normality was perplexing.
"Why are you so quiet?" quizzed Adam. We waited with bated breath for the conundrum to be solved.
"Everyone hates my voice, so I just listen and do whatever I'm told. I don't want to annoy anyone, I just want to get the job done."
About ten seconds went by where not a soul could be heard save the screeches of thralls and the snarls of the Hive god above us. The first noise heard was a clapping noise. Then another. Slow, but the cadence in it was undeniable; Squeaker was getting an ovation. We all put our controllers down, and before the squeaker knew it we were all standing in front of our screens, applauding the living, breathing anomaly before us.
The raid ended, Crota turned to nothing, and to orbit we went.
"Thanks for letting me play, guys. Have a good one." said the squeaker.
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We never got to respond to that kid, but I think we could have been in the presence of someone that will turn out to be an inspiration to squeakers everywhere. I didn't use his real tag out of respect to his privacy. I can only dream of meeting a squeaker like that again.
Pray that you may one day experience the same.
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I like squeakers...when they're girls...
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Class act, that guy. Aware of an issue, doesn't aggravate it, doesn't lose his cool. Wish more players were like that, myself included.
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I totally was reading this expecting some squeaker-bashing, but [i][b]awwww.[/b][/i] What a class act young man.. I think people are too hard on the poor boys haha
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I teared up..
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Poor kid, he'll get there one day. [spoiler]and he'll be better at the game than all us older folk :|[/spoiler]
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Story was a bit much. The ending was nice. Still feels discriminatory, I normally don't have any issue with them at all
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(On a scale of 1-10) How would you rate the squeaker on the International Squeaker Scale?
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"His normality was perplexing." Lmao
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This is amazing.
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Edited by Knock: 2/11/2015 9:28:49 PMI like your vocabulary, you have a way with words. I usually don't like reading stuff like this but I got hooked into reading it all. You should become a writer.
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I'd rather play with a squeaker over a stoner any day.
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Similar thing happened to me. I finished the raid up to Crota cp on Tuesday night. My team could not get their shit together even though they were all mature. I joined a team of random squeakers who finished Crota so quickly that I was astounded. Out of all the raids I've done, these kids finished it so quickly.
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What a wonderful world
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I literally experienced yesterday. Asked for people to beat Crota hard, I got nothing nothing but squeakers. We beat Crota second try (first try SB glitches) with no problems at all, everyone knew what to do without me telling them
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Did you kill that squeaking mouse?
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Edited by Reefkeeper135: 2/10/2015 10:09:47 PMI met a "squeaker" on a nightfall. This kid is GOOD, we have teamed up many times since and usually just have a little small talk during raids. strikes etc... I hadn't seen him on in a while and the other day he popped into a game of mine, I ask where he had been and he told me that he was falling behind in school and took some time off Destiny to get caught up. I couldn't stand it any longer and ask him...."So what grade are you in?" His response almost made me drop my controller......."5th grade and I'am almost 10" This "squeaker" runs the sword like a PRO. He is actually helping teach "ME" to be better with it.
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Great story
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There is only one thing worse than the squeaker you described: A squeaker that speaks constantly, non-stop in a foreign accent, and is excellent at raids. This guy literally killed every oracle singlehandedly while we waited up top, section was done in less than 5 minutes.
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jeez what is this a book? i dont know half these words! do i owe you any money? you write good is what im saying
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Reading this almost made me want to stand up and clap with you.
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First and foremost, you are an excellent writer!
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I had a squeaker yesterday that caused the entire party to leave. He sounded over caffeinated and was obsessed with the glitch trying to get outside of the glass when Crota's encounter starts. When he finally made it out, everyone quit on him since 1) none of us wanted our accounts banned, 2)he was an annoying squeaker, and 3)just as I was leaving I pointed out he accomplished nothing, especially since he was clueless about even attempting to push crota off. I'm sure he is going to try doing this again and probably get his account banned. In any case I just hope never to have to hear him again.
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Edited by Dan0nat0r: 2/11/2015 3:58:57 PMI don't have a problem with squeekers as long as they don't boss people around and assume that they know what to do when they obviously don't.
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Hey I know Psaud lol
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I don't care what you sound like, as long as you can work well with the team.
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I met a similar squeaker last night running nightfalls, he said that people don't like his voice so he doesn't talk much.