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originally posted in:First Crusaders
6/25/2014 7:38:54 AM
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Dark/Cruel jokes?
Hey guys I was just sitting here bord as hell and figured id throw up a fun little forum looking for some dark/sadistic jokes, I have a rather dark sense of humor and wanted to see what you guys would come up with. If you get offended easily don't post any angry comments, instead just don't read any of these, I don't mean any disrespect to anyone, this is all in good fun. And I'll give bonus points to whoever can tell me where the hashtags from.
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Don't know if this works but here goes: A general is conducting an inspection of a troop of soldiers and notices they all have forks in their pockets. He asks one of them and the soldier responds "Our commander is a total clean freak and makes us use forks to pass food to one anther." "That's all and well," says the general and he continues his inspection. He then notices all the men have strings attached to their zippers and asks another why. "Our commander doesn't want us using our hands so he makes us use the string to zip and unzip our pants when using the latrines." The general then asks how you put your d**k back in your pants if you can't use your hands. The soldier replied "I don't know what the other guys do sir, but I use my fork."
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7 RepliesNo one? You guys suck.
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1 ReplyI don't claim ownership of any of these, but a quick google search gave me these. Maybe it will get the topic going. "A father walks into a pharmacy, goes to the counter and asks the pharmacist about getting birth control for his 11 year old daughter. "My god, your 11 year old is sexually active!" the pharmacist exclaims. The dad replies "not really, she just lies there and cries."" "A daughter asks her father if she can borrow the car. The father responds " well you'll have to blow me" the daughter discusted says "no way!" the father then says " do you wanna borrow the car or not?". The daughter agrees and starts blowing her father. A few seconds later the daughter stops " dad, your dick tastes like shit". The father snaps his fingers and says " oh that's right, your brother has the car tonight"" "My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I told her that pedophile was a pretty big word for a 6 year old."
