Chapter 5: A light in the abyss

Chicken Chain and I hovered over Weyland Axel. Chicken Chain looked devastated and said, "Don't go Wey...Don't leave me please..." Through choked words Weyland said, "Don't worry Chick Chain...I'll always be your light in the dark." And he ran his little hand down Chicken Chain's face to wipe away the tears. Feeling immense compassion for the creature that just saved my life, I said, "Surely there must be something that I can do. Just tell me and I'll do it." Weyland had a look of hesitation and said, "It's not worth it...the cost is much too great..." "For you I'll gladly pay the price." I said with conviction. "Take him to the place then Chick Chain..." and with that he trailed off into the place beyond worlds. I took his body and asked Chicken Chain, "So where are we going?" Before I could even finish getting the words out. Chicken Chain closed his eyes and we were instantly teleported to the space in between worlds. The place that we arrived to looked like it was decorated by Walt Disney, M.C. Esher and the playboy mansion. It was like a night club for the entities that move between our worlds, and for some reason everyone looked like cartoons. The room we were in seemed to have its own vibration and harmonic frequency. We made our way through the crowd of people, and i bumped into mexican Steven Seagal and asian Tony Stark. Of course they started talking tough and acting hard. Asian Tony Stark said, "That sure is a retarded looking fish your holding there on your lanyard." Then mexican Steven Seagal chimed in, "Yeah I didn't think that a fish would ever need a drool cup." I was brimming with anger and asked, "Do you two clowns know just who the hell I am?" Asian Tony Stark said, "I don't know the guy who got passed over for Bill and Teds' excellent adventure and you just came from central casting?" Chicken Chain produced a bottle of baby powder from lord knows where, and poured it into my hand liberally. I smacked the two of them so hard it sounded like a sonic boom. A cloud of baby powder encapsulated the entire dance floor...Which was playing I got the touch by Stan Bush, which I thought was really strange for a night club setting, but whatever... I was getting used to the strange by now; but that is neither here nor there. As I stepped over their fallen, sobbing bodies, Chicken Chain said like a true gangster, "He is Nuke Seawalker bitch. And if you didn't know by now...well now you do. Also by the way, you two are the worst actors ever. If you've seen just one movie that you were in you don't have to waste your time watching the others, because its the same exact role all the time." We finally made our way to the operator of this shindig. He looked like the original Shaft, but dressed as a world of warcraft night elf mohawk with gold chains and all. Before I could say a thing, he said, "I like your style...way to take care of those two bullies. They can be annoying at times. So let's get down to business. You want my help and I need your help...So lets help each other." "Okay...can you heal my friend?" I asked. And with a flick of his fingers Weyland Axel was back. "So now what are you going to do for me?" He said as he tapped his chin with his finger mischievously. "I think I know what to do with you." but before he could finish his sentence, I saw this teeny tiny elephant come from behind a chair and say, "No you will not have him do that. Xur is much too important to us... Those two over there have a pure love for each other and cannot be separated. I mean could you pull an electron off its nucleus?" With that he walked away towards the party. I had to ask this teeny tiny elephant, "Well just who in the hell are you?" Without any hesitation she said, "I am Wubba Dubba, and it is my pleasure to finally meet you."