TWICE.
She finds out he has a mistress and waits for the father of her 5 children to go to sleep.
She cuts it off with a pair of scissors.
He was rushed to the hospital and they were able to sew it back on.
The wife then comes into the hospital and cuts it off AGAIN! This time, throwing it out of the window.
She runs outside and the husband follows, naked, to beat the shit out of her.
They were unable to find the cut off penis and think that an animal ran off with it.
Wow, some luck.
What say you?
-
Edited by Masque of Night: 2/5/2015 4:28:16 AM*sigh* In situations like this, they both flat out fucked up, and I can't sympathize with either of them because of they both made stupid decisions that they just should've had the sense to [i]just not do.[/i] Seriously, you don't cheat, and you don't mutilate people's private regions. Why are these basic concepts so hard for some people to understand?