The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Your Momma is so fat that when she tried to land on Earth she flattened Old Chicago. Your momma is so ugly Valus Tu'arik wouldn't date her. Your momma so fat that the vex had to make an entire separate dimension for her to lock her out of time. Your momma so fat she thought Sepiks Prime was a grape.