The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, they're considered Solar damage.
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Edited by Gilkes: 2/4/2015 11:30:28 AMYo mama so fat, in the crucible she respawns next to everyone!
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Yo momma so fat that atheon has to open the timestream for 10 minutes to get her through
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Yo momma so ugly she didn't need a grenade to make crota walk of the edge and kill himself
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Yo momma is so dumb that the Exo Stranger had to take time to explain why she didn't have time to explain.
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Yo mama so fat the traveler landed on her in search for the natives.
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Yo mama so ugly she makes Omnigul look like a super model
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Yo mama so fat, even Atheon can't teleport her
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Yo mamma so ugly, she sends the enemy team home crying even when they win.
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Edited by Boemkamer: 2/4/2015 11:42:12 AMYo mama is so dumb, she didn't get Gjallarhorn in week 2.. [spoiler]*starts crying*[/spoiler]
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Yo mama so ugly they let her wear her helmet on in the tower Heard this from someone I didn't come up with this lol
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Yo mama so dumb she keeps waiting on Sepiks Prime to transform into a truck.
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You mama so fat she farted and destroyed the reef.
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't get weighed by darkness, she weighs on darkness. Lolz
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You mamma is so ugly, when she goes outside people think 'are you sure this is a good idea?'
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Your mama is so fat, she can still push off Atheon...
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Your mama is so fat, she can still push off Atheon...
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Edited by BigBadWiener: 2/4/2015 5:12:08 AMYour mama so lazy she released a vanilla game with broken pvp, major gameplay flaws, endless glitches, and horrible reward system and tried to sell content (which was just as bad if not worse) that should have been in the base game to begin With as dlc.[spoiler]wait... my bad, that wasn't your mom that was bungie. Woops[/spoiler]
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Your momma's so fat she doesnt have to leave the tower to go to orbit
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Your momma's so fat the speaker thought she was the traveler
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Yo mama is so STUPID, she thinks Raid weapons are EXOTICS!
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Yo mama so fat some huge floating ball came here thinking he finally found his soulmate.
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Yo momma so fat. She uses the Traveler as her Ghost
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Yo mama so fat I thought she was the traveler
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Yo mamma so fat that when she wears glowhoo, people mistake her for a blue sun.
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Your mamma so fat.... She jumped into the crota's end raid and got stuck!