The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Edited by KitsuneSonow: 2/4/2015 12:40:39 PMYou mama so fat Atheon couldn't hurl her through time he had to roll her.
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Yo momma so fat her ghost is called "spot light"
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Yo momma so fat she ate jelly horn and wanted more
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Your mom's so stupid when she saw valus ta'arec stomp, she thought he wanted to tango
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Yo mama so fat she makes the devil walkers look like little spiders
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You were so busy playing crotas end, you didn't hear me blam-ing yo mama
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Yo mama so fat she just sat on RMcD and he got killed
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Yo mama so fat she knocked Phobos out of orbit when she landed on it
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Your momma so fat the bridge never formed. Your momma so fat she is the weight of darkness.
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Yo momma so ugly she's an error code
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Yo momma is so fat... I don't need ward if dawn, I'll just hide behind her.
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Yo momma so fat her belly button has unlimited vault space for everyone!
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Yo mamma is so fat she shakes the screen more than phogoth does!
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Yo mama so ugly,she causes the Destiny glitches? :S
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Your mama is so ugly she dropped Crota's shield just by looking at him
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Yo mama so fat guardians mistook her vagina for a new loot cave
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Your mama so ghetto she uses blue guns
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Yo mama so fat when she traverses the abyss she sets off all the lamps at once.
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Yo mama so ugly that the Templars shields never go down when she's in the room
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Edited by BigBadWiener: 2/4/2015 5:06:09 AMYour mama so Japanese she got nova [i]bombed[/i]
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Yo mama is so ugly the hive worship her
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Yo mama so fat, the darkness is just her shadow
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What does yo mamma and a big Mac have in common? Full of fat and only worth a filler Check out my stand up performance for more jokes
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Yo mamma's so fat the traveller is the size of 1 of her nipples
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Yo momma so fat that when she fell over guardians thought they'd found another loot cave
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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, they're considered Solar damage.