The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo momma is so fat bungie didnt bother to put bumpers around her. Aint nobody pushing her anywhere.
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Yo mamma must be a child molester cause she only drops for levels 15 and below. [spoiler]Just like common engrams.[/spoiler]
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Yo momma is so fat, when she keeps askin everybody to cleanse her with the relic, you gotta remind her to take her insulin. Yo momma is so fat and dumb, when she heard you were running a strike on the black garden, she asked what bottomless salad and breadsticks ever did to you.
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Edited by SaxmanUSMC: 2/4/2015 1:21:20 PM
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Yo momma so stupid, when she woke the Hive, she sang them a lullaby.
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Yo momma do ugly, she makes Phogoth look like Amanda Holliday.
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Your mama so fat she thought sepkis prime was a grape. Your mama is so ugly when she was born the world fell to the darkness
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Yo momma is so fat, Atheon can't teleport her. Yo momma is so fat, everytime she takes a step it staggers Phogoth. Yo momma is so fat, the one time Atheon managed to teleport her, she couldn't get back through the portal. Yo momma is so fat, when she ran the relic the Templar had nowhere to teleport Yo momma is so fat, she thinks the Oracles are Skittles.
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Your mom so ugly even up for anything wasn't up for it
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Yo momma so ugly she didn't need grenades to make crota walk off the edge and kill himself
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Yo mama so stupid, she tried to buy tickets to Xbox Live.
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Yo momma so loose Atheon and Crota run raids on her to see who could take her down the fastest. Yo momma so ugly the hive implant memories of her into certain thralls and curse them. You momma so dumb she bought bird seeds for her sparrow. Yo momma so fat that before her boss fight starts a "Tip" sign comes up stating, "No tracking rockets needed"
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Your mom so fat she is the stomach of crota
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Your mom so poor she can't afford the dlc
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Yo mamas so fat and dumb that she saw Crota's Oversoul, mistook it for a flying Skittle, and ate it.
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Yo mama so fat Atheon teleports her to Mars AND Venus.
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Yo mamma so ugly she takes beauty tips from Pheogoth
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Yo mamma so fat she got stuck in the the Hellmouth. Yo mamma so fat she farted in the tower and shattered the Vault of Glass. Yo mamma so fat she named her Sparrow Big Bird.
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Yo momma so fat she renamed her "hunger of Crota" to Delightful snack.
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Yo mammo is so nasty, when people cone to visit you tell them 'at least she's chained up'
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Nancy Doback is a saint!
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Yo momma so ugly the wolf pack rounds came back to HIT YOU!
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To momma is so fat, she rolled out of bed and caused the great collapse
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Yo momma so fat she wears the mask of the sixth man
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Yo mama so old she Summon Pterodactyl.
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Edited by KitsuneSonow: 2/4/2015 12:40:39 PMYou mama so fat Atheon couldn't hurl her through time he had to roll her.