The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo momma is so fat her butt crack is the abyss.
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Yo momma so fat she was the one to cast a great shadow over our city not sepiks
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yo momma is so fat she couldnt even fit in the hellmouth yo momma is so fat the when she stands on the north wing of the tower the whole tower leans
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Your mum is so scary that the oracles succumbed to her
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Yo mama so fat she does fist of havoc with every step!
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Edited by RedKain243: 2/4/2015 2:19:43 PMYo mamas so ugly that when atheon saw her, he jumped off the edge voluntarily. Yo momas so fat she fell in the hellmouth and got stuck.
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Yo mama so fat that whenever I see her a little voice in my head goes, "Well at least it's chained up."
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YO MAMA SO LOUD, EVEN OMNIGUL SHUT THE HELL UP.
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Yo mama so fat, she sat down and caused The Collapse.
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Yo momma so fat that when guardians tried to cheese her she ate it.
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that mama came from the moon
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Edited by Ljungstroem: 2/4/2015 12:00:31 PMYo mama is so busy that she doesn't even have time to explain why she doesn't have time to explain!
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Yo mama so ugly, Crota didn't want to be awoken
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Edited by OnlyGeowgie: 2/4/2015 1:55:09 PMYo mama so fat, when atheon spawns it says to him "You are forever lost in the fat rolls of yo mama"
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Yo mama is so fat when Valus Tuaarac shot her with his missles she tanked them all You mama is so fat that Phogoth lands all of his beam shots on her Yo mama is so fat when she jumped on Goliath's Tank it was destroyed Yo mama is so fat when she double jumped she went lower instead of higher Yo mama is so fat and the Traveler is lost underneathe her
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Yo momma so ugly the gorgons unwritten themselves from time just to get away from her
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Yo mommas so ugly the Oversoul didn't dare to gaze. Yo mommas so fat, Fatebringer couldn't bring her. (LAAAME) Yo mommas so fat, when she flicked a boogie, it landed behind Crota's Chamber. (Oversoul)
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Yo momma so fat the archon priest is still inside
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Yo mama!!! They're waking herrr!!
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Edited by BootyConsumer: 2/4/2015 12:56:52 PMYo momma so fat when she puts on a white sweater people think she is the traveller.
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I don't even have time to explain why yo momma is so fat
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Yo mommas so fat Sepiks Prime was just a Servitor.
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Yo momma so fat, her pussy does void damage
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Edited by Double Zeus: 2/4/2015 1:39:14 PMYo mommas so fat the portals in VoG went through her.
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Yo momas so fat the cabal mistaked her as there own kind.
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Yo momma is so fat bungie didnt bother to put bumpers around her. Aint nobody pushing her anywhere.